(Play the song above)
Zoro
You: Hey marimo!
Zoro: The fuck do you want?
You: I hate your guts and I never want to see your face again
Zoro: ...
You: ...
You: Sorry about that Sanji had my phone
Zoro: Figured....
Nami
You: Hey I'm going to the whore, do you want anything?
Nami: ...
You: Hello?
Nami: I want a tall, cute, blonde with lots of skills and smarts
You: holy shit I meant to say store. And if you want one of those just go talk to Sanji. He's tall, cute and blonde and he has skills in cooking, he's pretty smart too. Im sure he'll accept
Nami: ew
Sanji
You: My fucking boob!
Sanji: ...
You: .....
You: Sorry that was meant for Zoro
Sanji: What!?!
Luffy
Luffy: hey ____ im going to get some meat with zoro wanna come they have duck meat!?!
You: I lick dicks
Luffy: what?
You: holy fuck
You: I like ducks
Nami, Robin
Nami: Hey
Robin: Hello
You: aye so how was your date?
Nami: It was greate! He bought me all kinds of expensive things and then we made love by a warm tire
You: ......
Robin: oh, joy...
You: I never knew you wanted to do it in a junk yard, holy fuck Im texting sanji
Nami: No wait! I ment to say a warm fire! A WARM FIRE
____ has left the chat
Robin: Oh..... joy..
Sanji
You: snaji sanji sanji sanji sanji sanji
Sanji: Yes my sweet little strawberry!
You: Nami did it in a junk yard holy fuck
...
You: Sanji?
Chopper, Ussopp, Luffy
Luffy: do you guys wanna come over!?
Ussopp: dumbass why are you up this late!? Its 2 in the fucking morning
Luffy: im boredddd
Chopper: Then sleep, bastard!
You: hey luffy if you're having a bad time---- just know that my dog took a shit on my phone so yeahhh.
Chopper: ...
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Ussopp has left the chat.
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One Piece X Reader ♡Autocorrect♡
Short StoryAye so it's been a LONG time since I've written anything so here. These will be a series of different dialogue between you and different/multiple characters from the anime One Piece. I've known this show for a very long time and have gotten through...
