My Wife(joke)

IKEA

THIS IS A STORY ME AND MY WIFE @Jazy3805 CHECK HER OUT AND DONT TELL HER TO BE YOU WIFE CAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL HURT YOU FOR TAKING MY WIFE! (joke)

Sweden looked at Finland and said "My wife,let us go to ikea and get the best chair!" Finland looked at sweden and yelled "NO!I DONT WANNA GO TO IKEA!" Finland said as he tried to move away.Sweden threw finland over his shoulder and said\yelled "YOU WILL GO WITH ME!" and walked out the door to go to ikea.On the way there Finland kept banging on his back and yelled "NO!I DONT WANT TO!" he kept banging on his back."TO BAD WE ARE FELLING MY FURNITURE FEDISH!" he yelled sounding like a female Sweden."I DONT CARE I DONT WANNA BE APART OF THIS!" Finland yelled."YOU ARE APART OF IT NOW!" he yelled back as he got closed to IKEA.As they got in IKEA people were staring at them as esacially two girls with Brown long hair and dirty blonde short hair the whatched in amusment (yes jazy I put us in there).Finland started to get mad and yelled "PUT ME DOWN OR I WILL BURN YOUR TABLE!" Sweden looked scared as he yelled "NOT MAH TABLE!" he put him down with a leash on him.Now the two girls in the next ile(I know that's not who it's spelled) they were laughing their a**es off.Finland tries to take it off but Sweden simply said "It's IKEA Sweden made it can never be broken." Finland groans and looked around at all the people staring "People are staring.." he said. Sweden yelled "THIS IS NY WIFE BACK OFF!!" Finland put his head down and people looked at them like they were crazy...well...except for the two girls who just kept laughing...Then a random person yelled out "YOUR CRAZY" Sweden yelled back "IM THE PERSONIFACATION OF SWEDEN!!WE MADE IKEA I CAN GET RID OF CHU ALL!!" some of the shoppers gossips about them and Finland beat them up.The end :D.

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Alycea:I like it

Jazy:we're weird and violent people...

Alycea:I couldn't agree with you more My Wife!