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When I die:
- Doctor: she is dead
- parents: at least we have more money now
- school: the fat one? Oh yeah. She deserved it
- boyfriend: I didn't even like her
- friend: at least I don't have to pretend like I care about her all the time
- counselor: I have too much clients to deal with. She made my job easier

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