Delivery

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As I uploaded my try not to laugh challenge the doorbell rang. "Coming!" I yelled turning off my computer screen. I opened the door to see a delivery man holding a clip board and pen in hand. "Sign please." the man said in a bored tone.

"Thanks for the package!" I said. "Please be packing peanuts inside!" please be some package peanuts!" I love package peanuts to death! It was a crazy addiction that i had. "Maybe I should take therapy?" I thought. O well who gives a bloody hell! Yes!! Packing Peanuts were inside! I grabbed handfuls of peanuts and threw them in the air laughing like a crazed psycho. It to a minute to notice the delivery man looking at me with a worried expression on his face. Ummm i awkward closed the blind and looked through the blinds until the man left. Well that was weird!!!! I picked the box and sat it on the table. Inside their was nothing?! What the hell is this some sick joke from some douche!!! Oh well i would have do the same too them if only their wasn't a no return sign. Robert grabbed the peanuts and put them in a bag in the back room!!! inside the room was bags and bags of packaged peanuts. I will collect every package peanuts in the U.S.A!!! *Cue evil laughter*

THE END!!

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