Faked it

1: wait what?

"I didn't realize it would be this intimidating," Connor sighed from the couch of the living room in the Suggs house. "Everyone is so much sluttier than they are at school." He said looking around at all the girls and guys dancing on each other.

"Seriously this place must be dripping with HPV, can we leave?" Troye asked sounding desperate.

Connor was about to give in when he saw Joe's sister, Zoe, walk in the room, "u-um we just need to relax!" He said nodding at Troye and taking off his jacket. "You know what will help? alcohol!"

"I am not getting drunk around these people." Troye said angrily.

"I'll be right back" Connor said heading off to get a drink.

"Everyone is wearing too much clothes!" Tyler said walking in the room as soon as Connor left.

"Nice house, what's the square footage?" Sage said walking up to him. Troye put his head down not wanting her to know he was there.

"Hm, I don't remember inviting you, Sage." Tyler said tilting his head sideways giving a fake confused face.

"You should be thanking us for being here." She said while placing a hand on her hip and glancing at her boyfriend. "Look at all these bow-wows."

"The man said shoo" a girl walked up beside Tyler "I'm sure there's some republican sock hop where you're missed."

"Jokes on you I'm not wearing any socks today" Sages boyfriend said.

"Please stop talking about your feet, Sam. But anyways, we're not leaving, we're the front runners for homecoming king and queen, people expect us to make an appearance."

"Please," Tyler laughed out "no one cares about that out dated patriarchal tradition."

"Sure they do, they're just pretending not to, you see there's a natural order in high school and this is against nature. But I'm here now and I'm going to set things straight. No pun intended." She smirked and walked away.

"She can't do that can she Tanya?"

"She's delusional, don't let her get to you." Tanya replied.

"Ah shit" Connor groaned trying to figure out how to hold two cups and his phone in one hand.

"Oh shit" he almost repeated when someone came around the corner and bumped into him making him spill his drink all over the person. "Oh my God I'm so-" Connor looked up and froze,

"Oh shit"

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"Hey! You made it!" Joe said hitting Troye's leg gently and sitting down beside him on the couch.

"Hey, great party so much fun" he said almost sarcastically but Joe didn't seem to notice. "My friend is getting us beers, he'll be right back and he's much better at small talk."

"Oh friend! Right! Nudge nudge, wink wink, just tell me, who went under the covers first?" Joe said smirking.

"Um excuse me?" Troye's eyes widened.

"Please, just because I'm straight doesn't mean you can't talk to me about gay stuff, I'm all ears Troye!"

"Oh um, I'm oddly flattered, but I'm not gay." Troye tried to explain.