The time vikklan became enemies

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by Not_just_obsessed

by Not_just_obsessed

So this is based off what happened to me and one of my closest internet friends (we're not enemies, we will sort it out sooner or later). But here will be my point of view, but as vik.

Viks POV:
"Hmm I'm bored maybe Lachlan and fangs will get on!" (oh btw genders are switched. So fangs is my "guy friend" and Lachlan is the girl ok bye)
   *skype rings twice*
"JESSSSSIIEE." I scream excitedly
"What do you want scrub." She replies
"I'm bored lets play minecraft hunger games." I say
   "Okay sure!" She says.
*an hour goes by of pure banter. Then Lachlan messages.* (THERE WILL BE REAL MESSAGES IN HERE)
   "I GOT HER SKYPE!" He says
   "ADD ME AND FANGS" I say
   *i send the player ONE message in minecraft*
"STOP. HE SAID ITS ANNOYING" he replies.
   "Idc. Fuck her then." I say already annoyed.
   "DONT BE MEAN" he replied back
   "Nope too bad. I don't approve anymore. If you stop shipping me and fangs I'll stop annoying him." I say frustrated
   " FOINE. but Jessie has to stop too." He says.
   " I can't control her XD you get him to stop. YOUR MAKING US STOP BECAUSE YOU ACTUALLY LIKE HER." I say jokingly
"NO IM MAKING YOU STOP BC ITS ANNOYING TO BE SPAMMED" he says back, I can feel the anger through the message.
   "I DIDNT SPAM FFS. SHES A LIAR. I ONLY SAID IT ONCE. XDGJBN." I said lightening the mood.
" she said you guys were shipping us too XD. Don't worry imz not mad." The tension goes away.
"I was but I didn't spam. Gud. Bria before hoes. But not kay. *winks*
   "BUT I HATE FRIES." He says back
   "Add me and Jessie to call pls. I won't talk. Not promising jes tho." I say wanting attention.
   "No she gets mad easily. And I need to get on PC." He says.
   "Bc he's 9. legit 9." I say, knowing he is a liar because of the lie about me spamming him.
   "Her voice is deeper though." He says
   "CLOWNFISH DEEPER?" I say
"Nah legit deeper." He says
"9 YEAR OLDS CAN HAVE DEEP VOICES." I say.
   "TRU. VIKRAM WHY ARE YOU BEING SO SALTY!?" He says
   " IM NOT SHES BEING A SALTY FRIE FEOM MCDONALDS."
"HOW THO."
"BC SHES NINE AND RAGES OVER BEING KILLED IN COD."
   " vikram. Whyyy don't you like her.
   "Bc shes nine."
   "HER BROTHER IS NINE"
   "SHES nine"
   "EVEN IF SHE WAS NINE. friENDS."
   "I HATE KIDS." I say
"Mom pls."
"I HATE CHILDREN UNDER 11."
" I T S A P O T E N T I A L F R I E N D." He says now not wanting to bother with my annoyingness
"IF YOU DONT LIKE HER THAT WAY THEM WHY WONT YOU LET US TALK TO HER?!"
"BC IM NOT IN CALL WITH HER RN."
"THEN ADD US TO NEXT CALL."
"FINE BUT SHE HAS TO AGREE."
" SHE WONT BC SHE IS A SALTY ASS NINE YEAR OLD." I say now pissed.
"Vikram. why."
"Because"
"I thought you'd be happy I'm actually makING A FRIEND."
"NO. SHES NINE II DONT LIKE SZDG."
"Yet a half hour ago you were like "D8D8D8D8" he says.
   "BC I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS A SALTY NINE YEAR OLD."
   "I get mad easily. Does that make me nine?"
   "OBVI NOT AS EASILY. SHE GETS MAD OVER A SHIP. DUDE SHES NINE SHE HAS NO PUSSY."
"EVERYOME AT UNI GETS MAD OVER SHIPS. DOES THAT MAKE THEM ALL NINE.?" He says.
Now I'm obviously pissed off because he is putting this girl in between our friendship. And I'm getting more pissed second by second. People just don't know how to properly raise children.
   "THEY WERE RAISED BAD BC THEY NEVER HAD TO EXPERIENCE BAD THINGS!" I say pissed as ever.
   "Whatever." He says. At this point he shouldn't be mad. He put this on himself for putting this person he just started talking too between us.
   "SALTY LACHY IS THE BEST. XD LOVE YOU LACHY. when me and fangs meet her we don't call her a nine year old. She is being salty on the game. Damn salty kids." I say
   "I'm done." He says.
   "Love you :D." I say
He joins Me and fangs skype call a few minutes later. He sits quietly. I say I'm not saying sorry for you being a salty dick because you put someone between us.

The next day I'm on a call with fangs again and he joins again and sits quietly. I just say "you know what." And I ended the call.
He put this upon himself. And now I've decided to never go back to fangs and Lachlan. I don't need them. I don't need them telling me this is my fucking fault for joking with them.

AND TO FUCKING TOP IT ALL OFF, THEY TRY TO GET ME TO APOLIGIZE FOR HIM GETTING PISSED BECAUSE HE IS FUCKING STUPID AND CANT TAKE A JOKE.