THE SIGNS REACTION TO "BE MORE LADYLIKE"
Aries: "Okay but my personality is LITERALLY a d*** so I don't see how that's gonna work."
Taurus: "Does that mean you'll let me go to the mall again?"
Gemini: "If I'm a lady you're a snake buh-bye."
Cancer: "Okay so somehow I'm the momfriend but not ladylike enough for you. Okay. Alright. I make brownies for your dumbass and this is what I get. Okay. Alright."
Leo: "I'm a Queen I don't need this."
Virgo: "What even IS being ladylike? What do you mean by that?"
Libra: "I don't like that you want me to follow your intense standards on women."
Scorpio: "If I wear a dress will you leave me alone?"
Sagittarius: "No thanks, I don't feel like doing that. I'll say what I want when I want. Fvck you, fvck your standards. Fvck that."
Capricorn: "Are you telling me I'm not perfect the way I am??? Because you're wrong."
Aquarius: "Why? So I can fall under your intense bullshit and society can control my views and how I act? So I can be contained and not be the forceful wind that I am? Darling, I'm a motherfvcking hurricane and I will never be subdued."
Pisces: "Please shut up, you're being an ass."
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