zodiac tales [i]

028 | the signs reaction to "be more ladylike"

THE SIGNS REACTION TO "BE MORE LADYLIKE"

Aries: "Okay but my personality is LITERALLY a d*** so I don't see how that's gonna work."

Taurus: "Does that mean you'll let me go to the mall again?"

Gemini: "If I'm a lady you're a snake buh-bye."

Cancer: "Okay so somehow I'm the momfriend but not ladylike enough for you. Okay. Alright. I make brownies for your dumbass and this is what I get. Okay. Alright."

Leo: "I'm a Queen I don't need this."

Virgo: "What even IS being ladylike? What do you mean by that?"

Libra: "I don't like that you want me to follow your intense standards on women."

Scorpio: "If I wear a dress will you leave me alone?"

Sagittarius: "No thanks, I don't feel like doing that. I'll say what I want when I want. Fvck you, fvck your standards. Fvck that."

Capricorn: "Are you telling me I'm not perfect the way I am??? Because you're wrong."

Aquarius: "Why? So I can fall under your intense bullshit and society can control my views and how I act? So I can be contained and not be the forceful wind that I am? Darling, I'm a motherfvcking hurricane and I will never be subdued."

Pisces: "Please shut up, you're being an ass."