Yo mama so dumb she got locked in Walmart and starved
Yo mama so fat she walked in front of the tv and you missed 4 seasons of family guy.
Yo mama is so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so dumb she got locked in mattress warehouse and slept on the floor
Yo mama is so fat she stepped on the scale and it said to be continued.
Yo mama is so dumb she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so ugly she turns people to
Stone.
Yo mama is so fat she wore a red dress outside and everybody said hey it's the cool aid guy.
Yo mama is so dumb she saw a bus drive by and said "stop that twinky.
Yo mama is so fat she makes big bird look like rubber ducker.
Yo mama is so ugly she made blind children cry.
Yo mama is so ugly she gave Freddy crouger nightmares.
Yo mama is so dumb she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama is so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama is so poor you have to eat cereal with a fork just to save money.
Yo mama is so fat I'm living in her fat rolls and she don't know.
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house she litter rely sits around the house.
