Welcome, Waldorf

Sister, Sister Tell Me Your Secrets

Blair's POV:

Ever since I found out my little sister, Alana missed out Ivy Week to get her divorce papers signed, I had been cautiously watching her. I mean if she can hide a marriage from everyone, what else is she hiding.

"So you're sure you saw the divorce papers?" Serena asked in disbelief. "Yes and she even confirmed it herself." I replied. "But she's only 14. How could she get married so young?" Serena asked confused.

"Said something about Vegas and an Elvis impersonator." I frowned. Serena chuckled. "Right. And this wasn't some lucid dream?" Serena asked. I snorted. "I wish." I replied.

"We're caught in a trap
I can't walk out
Because I love you too much baby" Sung a familiar voice under her breath.

Another Elvis Presley song, obviously. "Alana." I barked. She turned to me. "Yep?" She asked skipping over. "Did you get married? Or divorced?" I asked bluntly. "Sure did." Alana chuckled as if it was nothing.

"What did I tell you, S?" I asked indicating to Alana. Serena laughed slightly. "Anyway, see you later." Alana smiled. I frowned in suspicion. "Where are you going?" I asked her.

"Just to see Jenny." Alana shrugged. "Why?" I pressed on. Alana chuckled. "Because I asked her to give me a tour of Brooklyn!" Alana squealed excitedly. Serena smiled at Alana.

I rolled my eyes. How could a Waldorf have an obsession with Brooklyn? Brooklyn. I know, the most ridiculous thing ever. "I can't believe you love such a rat-infested city." I replied shuddering at the thought of Brooklyn.

"We're seeing Erik after." Alana shrugged. Trying to make up for her trip to Brooklyn. "Really? I'm sure he'd love the company." Serena smiled widely. "Of course." Alana smiled back.

"Will Jenny be coming to Manhattan?" I asked frowning. "Uh yeah. If she wants to. She might come by here if she wants as well." Alana replied. "I didn't give you permission to bring someone over." I retorted.

Alana laughed. "I live here too, Blair. I don't think I need anyone's 'permission'." Alana retorted putting air quotes around the word, 'permission'. I rolled my eyes.

"Yes you do. What if you come back while I'm showering and whoever you bring sees me naked." I argued. "I'm sure that won't happen unless I bring them at 6 AM." Alana chuckled back.

"See there's a chance." I protested. Alana rolled her eyes. "Yeah I'll let you know when that happens." Alana giggled slightly. "Say hello to Erik for me." Serena smiled at her.

"Will do, S." Alana smiled back. "Bye, A." Serena waved. "A?" Alana asked. "Yeah. Like Blair's B and I'm S." Serena laughed. Alana shrugged. "I suppose." She replied. "Or like Little J." I added slightly behind.