Hidan x Kakuzu

Vexing Jobs

Hidan's POV:

My face blazed red, as a tomato, from Kakuzu's word's. "What the hell did he mean?" I thought silently. Thinking about it more I thought, "Surely he doesn't mean ...that!?" I blushed all the way to the tips of my ears, frustrated by what he meant. I rushed out of the room to follow Kakuzu and confront him. But when I saw him I stammered, and was blubbering like a schoolgirl, "W-what the f-", but before I finished some creepy weirdo interrupted us. He was practically slobbering all over himself looking at me. "Hey Hidan, " he said before practically grinding himself against me. "GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU FREAK!". Next thing I knew my foot met his crotch in a nut breaking experience, making him cry out in pain. "More Hidan!! More!", the pervert screamed. "Now this creeps getting into this?!?!" I thought as I stumbled backwards to get away from him, but he kept on edging further. I was so freaked out that I reacted without thinking, I stomped his face into the ground and ran.

Kakuzu's POV:

Hidan started to run away, but he tripped and fell on his ass...again. The piece of shit started to reach for him, but I grabbed his arm, nearly breaking it and growled in a deep voice, "Don't fuckin' defile him with your filthy ass hands." Hidan turned around, but I returned to my relaxed state, while the pervert ran off. "We'll never get that paycheck at this rate!", I yelled back to him. "Is money all you think about old man?!", Hidan retorted. I smirked, "Yeah, and that hot sexy body of yours dripping wet underneath me at night" realizing what I had said I headed towards the village, trying to hide my face in hope he didn't notice that it turned bright red.

Hidan's POV:

"What the hell just happened!?", I screamed out to no one in particular. I felt a little silly but at the same time I was sort of feeling hot and excited. I watched Kakuzu as he walked ahead. His muscle lines clearly defined on his back, that musky scent wafting from his body. Suddenly a small angel appeared on my right shoulder "Why does the damn bastard have to be so sexy~", the small devil to the left yelled, "Get yourself together Hidan! Why are you checking out that money-grubber!?" The angel rolled his eyes, "Shut da fuck up, we all know Kakuzu has dat hot bod." All three of their eyes trailed over Kak's body. "Enough of this shit!", yelled Hidan outloud. Kakuzu turned to see what kind of crazy thing Hidan was getting into. But turned back when he realized it was nothing. I scrambled to my feet and ran to catch up to him.

Kakuzu's POV:

When we finally got to the village I went straight to the job board to look for a reasonable job before having to resort to our last option; It was some sexy ninja lady who was always after me, so we usually avoided her. In the end we couldn't find a single job and I had to listen to hidan's loud ass complain the whole time about how I'm too picky when it comes to deciding on a job and that I should just pick one. We, unfortunately, ended up needing her help and as usual she was coming onto me. I thought, "what the hell it wouldn't hurt nobody" so I began to flirt back. As her fingers braved my collarbone, I leaned in and seductively whispered in her ear "Do I need to teach this kitty a lesson?" She pushed her boobs close to his chest, "Yes, please teach me a lesson I'll never forget!." Suddenly, I was pushed down by an flustered Hidan, "Why are you acting like a fuckin' old man for this bitch!?" It looked like he was gonna give me his nut breaking experience, but instead he just gave me a hurt look and stormed off. Why the hell was he acting so strange?  

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