~Chapter 1~

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Okay, so today I went to the waterpark here (Splash Country), which is why I wasn't on today. I just got home and I am fucking exhausted, so if this update is shitty, that's why. Anyway, I was riding this slide I've never ridden before and the guy tried to spin me backwards and I looked him straight in the eye and was like "Yeah, screw you too." And my aunt got all pissed at me for that, and since the line was SUPER short, we went twice and I had to apologize to the guy. He didn't seem mad or anything, but whatever. Steak 'N' Shake is good; I like the burgers there. Anywho, if you all have any questions, you can ask them; I don't mind. Oh, and if ya don't mind, can you check out my book Geelet? It's a stupid name, I know, but still. I need to know if it's shit or not. Until tomorrow, my cinnamon rolls! *zooms out on the Hollywood Undead tour bus*

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