Dear, Dearest Diary

Courtnae

DEAR DEAREST DIARY,

It's like, Courtnae. As in Courtnae, the girl of your DREAMZ. Or nightmares. Cuz you're like a nightmare. SO GET OFF ME ALREADY!! EW. So like, I was walkin' the walk to school, and "Idiot Brace-Face", a weird kid in my bae's science class, came up to me and asked if I went to Hollywood High. WELL OF COURSE I DO YOU IDIOT. MY BFFFF is in your freakin' SCIENCE CLASS!!!!! I pushed him down into some old prune yard, and almost RUINED my new shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then, I got a text from my ex-bestie, Maddee. She was all like: "HEY Courts!!!!! Wanna, like, go a get a pedi with me??" And I was all like: "GURL, U THINK MY NAILS LOOK BAD, YOU THINKING I BE NEEDIN' A PEDI?? CUZ I GOT PERFECT TOES," and then I blocked her. She deserves it. And she has ugly toes. EW. GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!

-COURTNAE SIZZLE >;)