That Wasn't Supposed To Happen

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(ZPD Precinct One, city center. Role call scene)

Chief Bogo: *Walks into the bullpen* Alright! Everybody sit! I've got three items on the docket. First, we need to acknowledge the elephant in the room.....

Then suddenly somebody's phone goes off.

*I'm on tonight and my hips don't lie!...*

Everyone laughs.

Director: I said no phones on set! Whose phone was that?!

Every single officer (including Hopps and Francine) grinned at Bogo.

Chief Bogo: *Guiltily holds up his phone* sorry everyone.

Everyone laughs.

Director: Cut!

VVV

(Natural History Museum Scene. Take one)

Judy: What are you gonna do? Kill me?!

Bellwether: *laughs* no, of course not. He is!

She pulls the trigger.... But nothing comes out.

Bellwether: What the? *She pops the gun open* there's nothing in here!

Director: Cut! Where are the blueberries?

Nick: Sorry guys!

Judy: Nick I told you not eat all of it!

Nick: It's been a long day!

Director: *Groans*

VVV

(Take two)

Judy: What are you gonna do? Kill me?!

Bellwether: *laughs* no, of course not. He is!

She pulls the trigger... The gun jams.

Bellwether: Oh you have got to be kidding me!

She points the barrel to her face... Then it fires! Blueberry juice splatters all over her glasses.

VVV

(Take three)

Judy: What are you gonna do? Kill me?!

Bellwether: *laughs* no, of course not. He is!

She pulls the trigger.... The gun fires... But it missed.

Nick: *laughs* Missed me by that much!

Director: Cut!

Bellwether: That's it! I'm getting new glasses.

Judy: *Giggles* you do that!

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 16, 2016 ⏰

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