The day that it flooded, I wondered what I otta
Cause it’s too hard to pedal, down a street filled with watta
Just then an idea, so I headed on back
To my house with my truck, to fetch my kayak
I snaked my way home through detours and new rivers
Just to come back, with some fun to deliver
I loaded my kayak in the back of the S-10
Back to Qwinnett and Tattnall to launch her and then
Cruise down the streets in my one man boat
It was early in the night when the fun had begun
Thanks to the Big Man, who gave us this flood