Potatoes take over the world

Potato

One day, Katie went to the store to buy a pound of potatoes. Because Katie really likes potatoes, Katie likes potatoes a lot.

But when Katie went to the store, they didn't have potatoes. They were all sold out.

Katie was very angry. She asked the employee who was the last person to buy potatoes, and he said it was Mrs. Dinkleberg, who was headed to her car right now.

Katie knew what she had to do. She rushed out to find Mrs. Dinkleberg's car, but it was already leaving the parking lot. Desperate, Katie grabbed onto the back of the car and held on, until Mrs. Dinkleberg pulled into her driveway.

When Mrs. Dinkleberg get out of her car, Katie jumped out from behind a bush, and whacked her on the back of the head. It causes Mrs. Dinkleberg to pass out, so she grabbed the potatoes and ran home.

When Katie got home, she became even more obsessed with potatoes. She tried to come up with a potion to make the potatoes duplicate, so she could have never ending potatoes. But all they did was make the potatoes explode, shrink, or turn into a cucumber.

Finally, after many months of no sleep, Katie knew this was the one. The right potion. She poured it on a potato, and it started growing. Katie watched in wonder as it grew up into the sky. But you wouldn't guess what happened after that, it grew arms and legs, and a face!

The giant potato crushed Katie, causing her to spill the rest of the potatoes with the growing potion. All of the potatoes started crushing all of the people and destroying the city.

"And that is how is potatoes ruled the world." Said grandpa potato, closing his big book.

"Wow grandpa," said Katie the potato. "That's an interesting story."

"Oh, it's not a story, it's true."

"It's funny how her name is the same as mine."

"Yes... Well sweetie, it is time for bed."

"Ok." Katie the potato allowed grandpa potato to tuck her in.

When he left the room, Katie the potato pulled out her collection of tiny humans.

"Soon," she says. "Soon I will bring you back to life." She starts manically laughing.

HahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA...!!!!!!!!