What the hell is wrong with me? Am I high or some shit? BAHAHAHAHHA I'm high.
Whiz Khalifa ain't got nothin' on me.
Just kidding. I'm not "about that life".
My name's Georgia Rose. Hahahahahaha yes laugh all you want peasants, but One Direction dedicated a song about me. So stop laughing. Anyway, I still live with my mummy and daddy, of course I do, I'm seventeen,dipshit. *mentally slaps myself* Bad Rosie,BAD Rosie!!! Anyway, I'm watching a movie with my brother Daniel. "Do you wanna watch Brother Bear 2?" I asked. "No," he said. "I want to watch Poseidon ". "We're watching Brother Bear 2". He looked like he was about to start complaining. So I told him to shut up before I sic the bears on him. That shut him up. The movie started and those two Canadian mooses, or meese, I don't care, said something about spring fever and the birds and the bees....hehe. Clever Disney. Anyway, the old indian said something. About loving people..staying in your heart forever...tribe wedding...earth cracks down the middle, that sort of shit.
I'm pretty stupid. But I guess you can tell.
GEORGIA ROSE WANTS COFFEEEE. But I don't have a Starbucks nearby. So I went to Caribou Coffee instead.I decided to go on my Vespa. JES I HAVE A VESPA PEASANT. It's black, because I want to be Agent 007. Just kidding, but I thought black looked more badass when I bought it. You can't blame me for wanting to look badass, can you? But unfortunately, sometimes it attracts unwanted male attention, if you know what I mean. So I say what I always say: " Bugger off before I find Rainbow Dash and tell her to kick your ass" and if that doesn't work I simply ride away screaming "SWERVE MOFUCKER" and jus dash away like 007. Cause yeah, I'm kinda badass like that. Bitch swerve.
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Okay so that was the intro, or chapter one to ABF. I really hope you liked it!
Like idek man, I just like cats but I also like fan fiction. Make sure to promote this okay combination of 26 letters. Please I also have Being The One but I didn't really like that one. But if you do like it just tell me and I'll try to suggest it. I totally accept suggestions and I'm open to co-authoring but you really need to convince me :3.
Adios bitchatchos.
