In which Karkat gets drunk.

Curiousity

Karkat walks down the long hallways of the meteor, looking for something to do. There was nothing much to do anymore. All his options were getting rather boring and limited. He could hang out with that annoying prick, watch a movie, read... But to be honest Karkat had seen those movies too many times to count, and has read a majority of the books that actually appealed to him.
A lot of the books on this gog damn meteor were either romance novels or books about human rainbow drinkers- "vampires." Karkat assumed Kanaya and Rose of course had many different topics, but none of which Karkat would sincerely enjoy.
Eventually the nubby horned troll finds himself in the meal block, or the kitchen. The hunger trunk only contained a few items though and nothing seemed to interest him. He knew if he drank daves apple juice he'd get pissed (apple juice is exceptionally hard to alchemize) and he refuses to drink faygo or terezis strange "red cherry juice." What it contains, Karkat didn't know. And he plans to keep it that way.
Looking around, Karkat noticed the high shelf in the large, tall cabinet. He couldn't exactly see what was up there, so he got a stool to investigate.
Very sneaky Lalonde. She hid her alcoholic beverages in the back of the highest shelf, most likely to hide them from Kanaya. Karkat took a bottle and examined it. Why does the human even like this shit?
He opened it up and sniffs it. "BLUH!! WHAT THE FUCK?!" It smells disgusting! Shame on you vantas, that's what you get for putting your cartilaginous nub somewhere so dastardly and awful! He put it back, stepping off the stool. ... Fuck. Karkats curiousity got the better of him. He got the bottle once again, deciding to take a small sip. Yuck, doesn't even taste that good! For experimental purposes, Karkat took another sip. Oh fuck.
He knew it was probably not the best idea, but he took the bottle of alcohol anyways. But he didn't use it irresponsibly! at first.
Karkat sat in his block, using a cup to pour himself one cup. He limited himself to ONLY 2 cups the that is it. Just 2. 2 is enough. It could help with some of the issues he's been facing, including his self loathing and more frequently occurring depression. He knew perfectly well there are other ways of helping with his reoccurring problems, but this he assumed was the most effective.
Long story short Karkat ended up drinking 4 cups. then deciding to drink it straight out of the bottle instead of using the damn fancy cups. Since this is the first time karkats ever even tried alcohol, he was a light weight. He ended up throwing up on the floor. It's okay, he found a solution! Karkat threw up in a FUCKING BUCKET. How lewd and unsanitary. He would be disgusted with himself if he wasn't so drunk.
"THIS... THIS IS THE ONLY WAY ILL EVER FULL A BUCKET... UH, FILL..." Karkat murmurs to himself, but then started to drunkly cry. It was almost a regretful cry.