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|evie|
hoLY FUCK DER IM AT THE AIRPORT
IM ABT TO GET ON MY PLANE|der 🌞|
IM SO EXCITED
^what the hell have you done to me|evie|
QUIT QUESTIONING LIFE AND START QUESTIONING HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE ME TO GET TO BEACON HILLS BC I DONT KNOW|der 🌞|
oh my fuck
how the hell am i suppose to know if you don't|evie|
MAGIC
*jazz hands*
OH SHIT I ACTUALLY DID JAZZ HANDS AND NOW HALF OF THE AIRPORT STAFF JUST STARED AND GLARED AT ME WOOPS
HATERS GONNA HATE|der 🌞|
why am I friends with you|evie|
ummMM THATS INCORRECT WE ARE NOT "friends"|der 🌞|
more than friends? 😏😏|evie|
yes. BEST FRIENDS|der 🌞|
._.|evie|
you're welcome :)))
HOLY FUCK THEYRE BOARDING
ODNDJSKDBDKDMDJD|der 🌞|
please don't die on the way here|evie|
WHAT THE FUCK DEREK GODDAMN MIDDLE NAME HALE
YOU DO NOT SAY TO SOMEONE "well don't die me matey" BEFORE THEY GO ON A PLANE THAT COULD CRASH OR BLOW UP
AWE BUT YOU SAID PLEASE|der 🌞|
I'm like 100% sure I didn't say
"well don't die on me matey"
but okay|evie|
I STG DER IF PISS MY PANTS ON THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANE YOU WILL BE ETERNALLY DEAD TO ME|der 🌞|
BAHAHA I WOULD FUCKING DIE IF YOU PISS YOUR PANTS ON THE PLANE|evie|
NOT HELPING
KDENEJRKDJ
IM GONNA THROW UP
OK
3
2
1
"GOTTA BLAST"
*jimmy neutron theme song plays*|der 🌞|
WHAT|evie|
exactly. bam.
OK I HAVE TO GO A LADY TRIED TO TAKE MY PHONE BC I WAS STILL ON IT.
I WAS ABOUT TO FIGHT HER BUT I HELD BACK|der 🌞|
oh god please don't fight anyone before you get here
can't wait to see you in 4 hours evie~~~~~~~~
a/n
AHHHH
THANK YOU GUYS
ILY GUYS SM
THANKS FOR ALL YOUR COMMEMTS AND VOTESpeace and love,
air 😻
YOU ARE READING
little talks {derek hale}
Fanfictionwhere a sarcastic tv show fanatic accidentally messages a bad-tempered sour wolf disclaimer: I don't own teen wolf. all rights go to Jeff Davis