Why Jokes

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Why is a boxing ring square?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial falvor, but lemon soap made with real lemons?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

Why does a person hop off a boat to save them self in the middle of nowhere ?

Hey guys! Do y'all want some dirty jokes should I stick with this? I know I know. Most of you are thinking... Dirty jokes! So right below are some funny dirty jokes for you and yall can answer too!

1)What comes in hard and dry in the beginning but wet soft and sticky in the end?

2)What starts with F, ends with K and is heats of excitement?

3)What has sugar, long, has a ball at the top, and gives you pleasure sucking?

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