((Thank you TheProcessofDumb for the amazing art I appreciate you as a human being *throws cookies at you*))
It was close to night time, and you were lost in the forest. Tall, dark trees loomed over you ominously. It was one of your worst fears.
"Hello...anybody? Someone...please help...I'm lost," you cried., but nobody came.
Until suddenly, you heard footsteps behind you and you turned around to see the sexiest beast you ever laid eyes on.
IT WAS ROSS O'DEERNIVAN. He was SO FAB THAT THE ENTIRE FOREST LIT UP IN HIS PRESENCE.
"OH MY GOD! You-you're the most beautiful creature I've ever witnessed... may I ask FOR your name?" You asked, trying to pry your attention away from his beautuful deer leggies.
"My name is ROSS AND I'LL BE YOUR TOUR GUIDE THIS EVENING!" he said with his usual smile that gave off pure joy and innocense. He took your hand and gave you a piggy back ride through the forest.
"ROSS I THIBK...I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU...! GODDAMMIT ROSS!!!!!!!!" YOU WHISPERED IN HIS EAR SEDUCTIVELY, wrapping your arms around his neck and strangling him. You were hungry for deer meeat so yuo ate his sexy leggies.
the end.
