Audrey's Bedtime story

Once upon a time

Once upon a time there was a girl who had brown hair and then she bleached the tips and then she dyed her hair red and then she dyed it purple and there was this other guy, let's just say his name was Josh and you know those like light up wands you got from like Disney land when you were little? Yeah well Josh's hair looked like the little light up fibers and then one day the girl who destroyed her hair with dye was all like "Promise you'll never leave, I love you!"

And then Josh was like "nah fam I'm moving so we're through bye bae"

Anyways then this other girl with long brown hair who was drop dead gorgeous and this dude who the 2 girls loved,he loved them too but he loved one in a completely different way, assassinated Josh and then when the first chick was asleep they shaved a line down the middle of her head. The girl woke up the next day freaking out cause her hair would make her look different and then she walked outside and...