Chapter One

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Message request from danisnotonfire
Dan: Hello amazingphil

Phil: hi danisnotonfire

Phil: are you sure your not on fire

Dan:???????¿??

Phil:😂

Dan: wot the fuck

Phil: language

Dan: 😑

Phil: I don't curse an I don't like people cursing around me

Danfine no curse words

Phil: you know what? I think we can be friends!

Phil: *kazoo playing intensifies

Dan: oml why 😂😂

Phil: bOi

Dan: please stop

Phil: Can I have a small loan of a million dollars?????

Dan: I'm leaving

Phil: bOi Dan
👀danisnotonfire
Sorry this is so short Im not very creative when it comes to fanfictions but hey I'm trying lol the next one will be longer though! I swear!
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(Fetus picture on the top your welcome)
    

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