Chapter 1
On the first day of school me and my stupid friend were walking down the street to school when the fat guy came up and threatened to sit on us. So we started to run but this fat guy he was fast once he got close to me I ducked he went flying over me and onto my stupid friend witch made him even stupider
Once we got to school that day me and my retard friend---Jimmy were walking down the hall and a teacher that works In the office told us to stop and Jimmy being stupid and all takes off running and thinks he I gonna get somewhere...but he doesn't. The teacher called me down to the office later that day.When I got there Jimmy was sitting on a chair in his office I went and sat down. He told me that Jimmy is going to get in big trouble because all he wanted to do was ask him how is day had been.And that's when I grew the balls and said "why dose it matter to me" and walked out of is office.
After that torture of a school I got home and my mom had already made dinner at 2:30 what the heck now the food is cold and I ha to heat it up in a microwave and it was disgusting. So my home is basically torture to.