Head Trauma

Chapter Two (Part Two) - Peeing In Planes while drunk. Yeah no.

HOWDY FOLKS  AS ALWAYS WARNING : SWEARING AND JUNK :)

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LEVI'S P.O.V

I Walked  towards the bathroom Slipping up a few times, Before i Clumsily pushed the door of the Toilet open and closed it as i stumbled in..Making sure to lock it ..  I Stood up straight and  unbuckled my belt quicker then i thought i would And  unbuttoned my jeans , The zip undoing itself As i tugged them down, Just then  the plane jolted, And i fell with a loud thud and a Curse... 

Soon after that i heard a familiar giggle outside of the toilet 

"Did you fucking fall over ? Please say Yes" Mystery's girl's voice sounded from the other side of the door..  

"Yes i Did" I Said Groaning as i stood up, And i then Heard her burst out into laughter.. 

"I-I Cant even" She said, And i rolled my eyes, Pulling down my briefs  to do my Business 

"Oh okay just gonna right ..." She said and i heard her walk away, I Finished off and pulled up my Briefs and my jeans, Buttoning them up and buckling my belt up, Washing my hands .. Before opening the door and walking back out sitting back down.. 

"Your fly's undone" She Said sipping at the glass of wine.. I Smirked 

"Staring at my crotch area hey ?" I Asked as i Zipped up my fly, She rolled her eyes. 

"Not Intentionally  Dickweed you  have a wet hand mark on your pants then my eyes trailed off" She Said in her defence, I Looked down she was right.. 

"Are you a lawyer ?"  I Asked sipping on some wine, And she laughed. her laugh could honestly cure cancer what is it about this girl ?!

"I Am not a lawyer, I think my mother would faint if i had a Respectful job" She said sighing. 

"Whats your job now" I Ask before finishing the last of my wine..  

"I'm an Artist I Guess" She said before picking up the bottle of wine and filling up my glass "What about you? what do you do to make money ?" She asked.. 

"I'm Actually a professional male Stripper" I Said Seriously, She stared at me for a second, She was obviously too drunk to see if i was joking or not "I'm a vet, And as a vet i don't think its safe having a cat on this plane" I Said, which caused her  to laugh 

"Well you can check up on him After this Damn Plane lands" She said 

"Give me a Clue,  What does your name start with ?" I Ask leaning back in my seat..

"Z" She said seriously, I thought about female names starting with 'Z' 

"Zara ?" I Ask, And she smirks 

"Mhm Thats Me Zaaarraaaaa" She slurred.. 

"Bullshit" I Said "You Don't look like any Zara to me" 

"Oh and what do i look like ?" She asks raising a brow.. 

"You look like a very hot chuck getting drunk with a handsome Charming Stranger on a plane" I Say smirking, And she rolled her eyes.. 

"All right Beside's The handsome and Charming park, Replace that with Arrogant dickface " She said smirking... 

"You're words hurt woman" I Say taking a big swig of wine.. 

"Oh yeah drink away your problems !" She Said smirking... 

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