Short people are annoying to tall people due to them asking this one question, " I'm too short, can you reach that for me?" Piggy back rides, no problem. I'm 5'8, almost 5'9, my purpose in life is not to assist you 24/7 because your too short! And I can't help that one of my strides is three of yours. And I'm plenty aware that I'm tall, I've been told countless times. For all of you people that can't lift, the nickname Hercules does not suit me. Just because I can life a whole lot more than you doesn't mean I'm a god. I'm not saying that all short people aren't strong and wimpy but some are. To most, yes, I'm what Delaney calls a big green giant. I can't help that all of you small people are the same size fun sized snicker bars. I also can't help that I use more soap because I have at least more than a foot of body to wash than you. Yes, I play basketball. Do you play mini golf, didn't think so. And no, I don't stand under the net and just put my hands up. I also play volleyball. I'm a blocker. Blockers are the tallest in the team. I prefer to play back row. But coaches notice my height and put me in front. I'm taller than most of the people in my family. Yes I can lift a lot and I'm tall but don't ask me 24/7 to get things off of the shelf for you, I'm not your slave. But, every tall girl needs a short best friend.
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For all of you short ass people
HumorI'm 5'8, I'm tall. All of my friends are short. A lot of people find me intimidating just by standing in one spot just because I tower them!!! I also hate getting out of small cars. I also hate stretching and ending up hitting my hands on a ceiling...
