Natsu: hey fellow Dragon slayers.
Laxus: sup
Rogue: hi
Sting: Natsu-kun ^-^
Wendy: hey ppl
Cobra: 🐍
Gajeel: sup fools.
Natsu: who's the weakest dragon slayer? :3
Wendy: ...........
Natsu: besides wendy :)
Wendy: :)
Sting: cobra
Cobra: what! >:(
Sting: well me and rogue could kick your ass anyday, natsu and gajeel are i guess technically stronger than us and laxus is stronger than them so
Natsu: seems reasonable.
Rogue: you mean rogue and i just saying
Laxus: thats right jackasses >:)
Nastu: eh you dont count though, fake ass dragon slayer.
Laxus: bitch what >:(
Wendy: well things just escalated.
Cobra: fuck you sting, fight me.
Sting: you say that like i'm supposed to be scared.
Rogue: oh my glob
Gajeel: grabbed me some popcorn.
Wendy: me too XD
Natsu: its true. You guys werent even raised by dragons.
Sting: got a lacrima injected into you
Rogue: so did we, we were raised my dragons and got lacrimas.
Sting: you arent helping >:(
Rogue: :3
Laxus: when i see you two i'm gonna pound your asses to the ground >:(
Natsu: i'll just team up with gajeel again :D
Gajeel: i'm down for that >:)
Wendy: you know what here's the offical list, done by yours truely.
7. The best
6.cobra,sting,rogue
3.gajeel
2.Natsu
1.LaxusDeal with it
Laxus: thank you wendy B)
Gajeel: why the heck am i below Natsu >:(
Laxus: cause you got your ass kicked by him
Natsu: well zeref is my bro so i could just have you all killed
Sting: cheat much
Cobra: yeah play fair
Wendy: what are you 5 year olds?
Gajeel: yep. Time to compare exceeds.
Laxus: wait i dont have one. I volunteer freed.
Natsu: happy is awesome :)
Sting: mines could beat yours up.
Wendy: well look mines can see into the future so yeah all of you ha!
Gajeel: mines can become a warrior and destory y'alls.
Cobra: mines is a snake which would eat all yours in a heartbeat!
Gajeel: yours is human now.
Cobra: actually i have another one now. Cobellious 2.0
Laxus: freed could kick all them asses so stfu all of you
Rogue: uh...frosch is supercute!!
Wendy: even carla could beat him up 😂
Natsu: 😂😂😂😂
Laxus: 😂😂😂
Gajeel: okay that was funny 👌
Corba: heck yeah 😂👌
Sting: 😂😂😂😂 sorry rogue she got you
Rogue: wendy fight me
Wendy: nuuuuu im sorry mr.rogue!!!!
Natsu: bully >:(
Rogue: we're cool now wendy :)
Wendy: :) well ima go annoy chelia
Natsu: ima annoy lucy
Gajeel: guess i'll annoy shrimp >:)
Laxus: eh i'll annoy freed then
Sting: better run rogue ima annoy the heck otta ya >:)
Rogue: fuuuuuuck you
Cobra: i dont like her like that but i'll annoy angel >:) its funny erking her.
Natsu: 😂😂
Laxus: i bet, hey she looks like yukino, yukino lost her sister when she was young, angel was tooken away when she was young!!
Wendy: FIRORE THEORY!!!!!!!!
Rogue: i'll ask yukino
Cobra: then i'll ask angle.
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