Dragon slayers again

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Natsu: hey fellow Dragon slayers.

Laxus: sup

Rogue: hi

Sting: Natsu-kun ^-^

Wendy: hey ppl

Cobra: 🐍

Gajeel: sup fools.

Natsu: who's the weakest dragon slayer? :3

Wendy: ...........

Natsu: besides wendy :)

Wendy: :)

Sting: cobra

Cobra: what! >:(

Sting: well me and rogue could kick your ass anyday, natsu and gajeel are i guess technically stronger than us and laxus is stronger than them so

Natsu: seems reasonable.

Rogue: you mean rogue and i just saying

Laxus: thats right jackasses >:)

Nastu: eh you dont count though, fake ass dragon slayer.

Laxus: bitch what >:(

Wendy: well things just escalated.

Cobra: fuck you sting, fight me.

Sting: you say that like i'm supposed to be scared.

Rogue: oh my glob

Gajeel: grabbed me some  popcorn.

Wendy: me too XD

Natsu: its true. You guys werent even raised by dragons.

Sting: got a lacrima injected into you

Rogue: so did we, we were raised my dragons and got lacrimas.

Sting: you arent helping >:(

Rogue: :3

Laxus: when i see you two i'm gonna pound your asses to the ground >:(

Natsu: i'll just team up with gajeel again :D

Gajeel: i'm down for that >:)

Wendy: you know what here's the offical list, done by yours truely.

7. The best
6.cobra,sting,rogue
3.gajeel
2.Natsu
1.Laxus

Deal with it

Laxus: thank you wendy B)

Gajeel: why the heck am i below Natsu >:(

Laxus: cause you got your ass kicked by him

Natsu: well zeref is my bro so i could just have you all killed

Sting: cheat much

Cobra: yeah play fair

Wendy: what are you 5 year olds?

Gajeel: yep. Time to compare exceeds.

Laxus: wait i dont have one. I volunteer freed.

Natsu: happy is awesome :)

Sting: mines could beat yours up.

Wendy: well look mines can see into the future so yeah all of you ha!

Gajeel: mines can become a warrior and destory y'alls.

Cobra: mines is a snake which would eat all yours in a heartbeat!

Gajeel: yours is human now.

Cobra: actually i have another one now. Cobellious 2.0

Laxus: freed could kick all them asses so stfu all of you

Rogue: uh...frosch is supercute!!

Wendy: even carla could beat him up 😂

Natsu: 😂😂😂😂

Laxus: 😂😂😂

Gajeel: okay that was funny 👌

Corba: heck yeah 😂👌

Sting: 😂😂😂😂 sorry rogue she got you

Rogue: wendy fight me

Wendy: nuuuuu im sorry mr.rogue!!!!

Natsu: bully >:(

Rogue: we're cool now wendy :)

Wendy: :) well ima go annoy chelia

Natsu: ima annoy lucy

Gajeel: guess i'll annoy shrimp >:)

Laxus: eh i'll annoy freed then

Sting: better run rogue ima annoy the heck otta ya >:)

Rogue: fuuuuuuck you

Cobra: i dont like her like that but i'll annoy angel >:) its funny erking her.

Natsu: 😂😂

Laxus: i bet, hey she looks like yukino, yukino lost her sister when she was young, angel was tooken away when she was young!!

Wendy: FIRORE THEORY!!!!!!!!

Rogue: i'll ask yukino

Cobra: then i'll ask angle.

~everyone has logged off~


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