Kenny as a boyfriend

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-Holy fuck you fuck alot.

-You bang in the bathroom, showers, school hallways, Cartman's bed, Kyle's bed, Mr. Garrison's desk, window seals, pretty much everywhere!

-He always steals your panties.

-He breaks in your window and hides in your closet.

-He sleeps next to you when your parents aren't home.

-It turns him on when you punch Wendy Assburgers (see what I did there) in the face (which is almost everyday).

-He always buys you anything you ask for!

-He always texts you first.

-A LOT (and I mean A LOT) of ass\dick grabbing.

-Nicknames like Kennypoo, Honey Lemons, or Cherry.

-He hates when Clyde or Butters talk to you.

-He always says I love you in every sentence it seems like.

-He stares at you constantly, usually at your tits and ass.

-Always gropes you and kisses you every chance he gets, especially when you hang out with the guys.

-He is VERY overprotective and is always watching even when you think he's not (cough cough Mysterion cough cough).



There will be more I swear😀😁😂

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