Like, The Car? -Her Effect One Shot

Like, The Car?

The cold water pelted down on the Assassin, easing his tense muscles as he pushed his hair back in the process. The rocks were rough as he leaned back against them, feeling every point and crevice that laid there. He hadn't been there, at that waterfall, since that moment he shared with Liza. He liked Liza, most definitely, but he wasn't going to pursue a relationship with the girl who was obviously head over heels with the Prince.

"I know you're watching," Assassin muttered, his back facing where his voice was directed to, biting down on the lip ring and pulling it carefully. "Just reveal yourself, Ragazza strana." Craning his neck, he gazed behind his bare frame, coming eye to eye with a small blonde girl. Her blue eyes were wide, peaking out behind her fingers at the man before her whom was in the nude, lips parting in surprise. The way she reacted made him laugh out, before he shook his hair and stepped back from the pouring water.

"Oh God, I want to look away, but I can't," The girl spoke, her eyes scanning the back of the man's figure, her voice turning into a hushed whisper, "Ass, ass, ass, ass." She was almost chanting, eyeing the rather delectable man in her view.

But, when he fully turned to face her, she just shut up instantly and covered her eyes.

"...I may love your ass, but please cover up that tic-tac dick." Her voice was joking, as she attempted to keep a straight face which failed miserably when a grin appeared onto her features.

Stalking closer to the girl who was sitting herself down on the bank, peeking at the tall brunette through her fingers, Assassin Harry cracked his neck. He looked rather menacing at that moment, his green eyes locking on her blue ones, and she found herself dropping her hands. Jaw falling slack, she honestly thought he was going to attack her, or fuck her. He just gave off that vibe.

After a few moments of silent staring, he began to advance, making her stiffen. This is it, the mystery girl thought to herself, jump my fucking bones already, you Italian hunk with insanely good looks and a lip ring I want pressed against my-

He fucking grabbed his briefs. What the actual fuck.

The blue eyed girl was scowling as the Assassin looked rather unamused, slipping his briefs on and clutching a gun in his hand at the same time, aiming the pistol at the girl's head. "Don't tease an Assassin's dick size, Tesoro."

"Alexus. My name is Alexus." The blonde turned her nose up, trying to ignore the fact that a gun was all up in her personal space. "And you can assassinate this pussy anytime you feel like it."

Raising an eyebrow, Harry lowered the loaded gun and shook his head in amusement now. His lips quirked up. "I like your name; reminds me of the car." Spinning the gun around his finger, he dropped it carelessly onto the bank beside her, and it was a wonder how it didn't go off. "Styles. Harry Styles."

"James Bond wannabe." Alexus countered as she reached out and gripped the man's hand that was now outstretched towards her.

They shook hands, Harry nodding his head in acknowledgment before speaking in a low, taunting, raspy voice, "Tesoro."

"But seriously, I could have so shot this bullet through your thick skull so fast..."

"If saying that helps you sleep at night, then by all means." Alexus murmured out, before patting the spot on the grass beside her. Harry actually took her offer and sat down. "Now, do you care to tell me why you were naked under a waterfall?"

"I was showering." He groaned out, before leaning back to the point he was laying down. "Now why were you spying on me, Tesoro?"

"Because you have a nice ass, and I am Alexus; the girl with the name of a car."

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This is for Chingyonce. For her one shot contest, and I am awfully sorry this is shorter than I intended it to be. I just have a problem with inspiration.