Filthy Adventures

The A.F.C

You woke up.What the fuck is this place you said in your mind wondering.You then felt someone took off a piece of duck tape from your mouth,sweaty fat un-welcoming hands for fucks sake this guy needs to wash his hands."Oh hey." You heard the guy saying while eating a snack from Japan. "What the fuck do want from me and where is Pink Guy?!?" You said to him while trying to move from the rope tied around you."Welcome...to the Anime Fan Club!" He said trying to spread his fat arms up wide."Im not a fucking weeb and what the hell do you want from me?!" You said louder,"You're asian right?" He said looking at you,you already knew this guy would put a wig on you and fuck you up so you just said you were from Canada."Oh well you're unwelcome here bye!" He said taking off the rope.You quickly ran out the room trying to find Pink guy,you missed him alrea- OH SHIT!You heard the words,"BOSS PLS BOSS HELP BOSS!" You went to the door of where you heard that noise from and kicked it open,it was a slightly fat white guy making out with a body pillow and making Pink guy rub aganist one as well."DONT FUCKING TOUCH HIM!" You said as you kicked the mans left moob while picking up Pink guy and throwing him on the ground outside the room."Are you okay Pink Guy?!?" You said looking at him. "Y-YES BOSS." , "Well lets get the fuck out of here and get some Top Ramen..."