Rambles

Rrrrubbber

I love the way the word rubber sounds. My little duckie Rambles is made of rubber.

Yesterday i went to the doctor and he told me that the reason i get hives whenever I'm around Rambles is because i have a rubber allergy.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's what he said. So I don't know what to do! I asked the doctor and he said i might have to put Rambles down. I can't do that! Rambles is family!

I think if I spend even more time with Rambles my disease will go away. And if it doesnt, I want Rambles to be at my funeral. I know he can make it because ducks live forever. One day we will all surrender to the ducks. That day will come soon. I can feel it.

And i will not let my duckie down! Rambles shall live on! This is what i said before i got to the emergency room. The doctor said I looked like a sunburned tomato. I told him he was stupid because tomatoes don't burn. They tan.