October 27th
Jomar's P.O.V.
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
Open you're door I've cum to tell you why you need to believe my bs
Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock
I guess it's time to go home what a lovely way to spend my Sunday mornings I don't get why no one answers their doors do they know how far I walk to do this or how much time I have invested in my religion that has no proof nor is it logical in any way but my parents told me that it's true and parents never lie and they know everything especially my mom because she's hot af I guess it must run in the family I mean look at me obviously it does anywho I have to go to work today
Halia's P.O.V.
I've been waiting at McDicks since 6am I just can't wait to see jomar I think he's finally starting to like me since he's started to notice me and he's been coming to work the same time I'm here but that might be just because I know his work schedule but I'd like to believe it's because he's in love with me I mean like why would he not be
Jomar's P.O.V.
Jomar: Whalecum to McDicks My name is Jomar May I take your order?
Oh great one of my coworkers shows up on his day off wtf this is supposed to be my mini break from him
Dom: Hmmm... uhh... oh, I'll have a... no. Maybe......no. Hmmm... I'll have... no. Or maybe...
Jomar: Are you planning on ordering today sir?
Is this guy dyslexic
Dom: I'll have a BigMac
Jomar: How original.
All this for a flipping BigMac what the hell is wrong with people these days everyone must be dyslexic or something
Dom: And with extra onions.
Jomar: Daring today aren't we? One BigMac extra onions!
What an exciting job like I literally piss myself everyday from how excited I am I just can't hold it
Halia walks up to order
Jomar: Let me guess I need a small salad?
Halia: I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft four by four animal style extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze light axle grease make it cry burn it and let it swim.
Jomar: what the actual fuck is wrong with you.
Halia: I thought guys find it hot when a girl knows what she wants I saw it on buzzfeed
Jomar: the only way you should be ever associating with me is if it's about what I want on my sandwich
Halia: well if you would like to come to my house for dinner I can make you a sandwich
Hmm I do like sandwiches and people bully me for not having friends but I clearly have lots since I'm getting invited over to have dinner wait is she asking me out like on a date that's not acceptable girls aren't allowed to do that they're supposed to just cook clean and be sex slaves maybe I'm reading too far into this she is just a costumer and I'm employee of the month so therefore I'm superior well obviously I am superior since she's female
Jomar: ok what time
Halia's P.O.V
Oh my god did he really just say yes I knew I should have invested in some deodorant I can't feel my face I'm so hot I must be sweating and red
Halia faints
Jomar's P.O.V.
Wow how disgusting I don't know what to do with this giant pig laying on the floor it's bad for the McDicks reputation
Jomar: SAMANTHA WE HAVE A FEMININE ISSUE
Samantha: what happened
Jomar: you know how girls are so unpredictable and moody she just fainted
Samantha: This is why you get bitch slapped
Halia's P.O.V.
Why am I on the floor oh no I fainted this is so embarrassing I need to get out of here
Jomar's P.O.V
Hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahsshshhsahahshhashahahahahahahahhaah what a dumbass she just fell as she tried to run out who even does that that's more embarrassing than fainting thank God I'm not like that we didn't even discuss when I'm getting my sandwich this is a disappointment
October 28th
Halia's P.O.V.
I'm like really excited I can't wait for everyone to see my gravity falls costume when I said I looked really hot I was wrong words can't describe how good looking I am right now I would fuck me and I do all the time but that's not the point I'm going to a party in three days I'm hoping to see jomar there I want him to see me like this maybe then he'll finally like me well admit it to himself that he does because I think it's obvious he's clearly interested
Jomar's P.O.V.
My coworkers make me wanna kill myself all they've been doing is planing for their McDicks Halloween party and getting the food prepared for it I mean like come on they know I don't celebrate this trash I don't believe in things that make no sense (things that don't make sense believes in God) like Halloween and I don't enjoy random strangers knocking on my door annoying me I don't get why anyone would do that but for some strange reason it's a thing what if they knock on a pedophiles door and get raped that's not safe this "holiday" should be banned you don't know what they put in candy
Dom: Hey jomar how many Jehovah's witnesses does it take to screw in a lightbulb
Jomar: how many
Dom: three one two screw it in and two to knock on the neighbours door to ask if they saw the light
Jomar: but it takes more blondes since all blondes are dumb
I really need a new job these coworkers make me insane just like some people who must stay nameless with their lame jokes that don't even make any sense I mean like come on my jokes are cheesy tumblr posts but they're funny like wanna hear a pizza joke nahh it's too cheesy I should a be a comedian
Halia's P.O.V.
I think it's time I go to McDicks and get an ice cream sundae I deserve it for getting the most perfect gravity falls costume maybe I'll run into Jomar while I'm there hopefully I do
Jomar: Whalecum to McDicks my name is Jomar how may I take your order
Halia: one fudge sundae I'm celebrating you should too
Jomar: I don't celebrate anything it's against my religion that is so offensive that you would say that to me
Halia: oh um I'm sorry
Jomar: GOOD YOU SHOULD BE IVE HAD A ROUGH DAY NO A ROUHG LIFE AND YOU SHOW UP MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE DO YOU NOT REALISE HOW HARD I HAVE WORKED TO BE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AND TO GET THIS JOB NOT EVEN TO MENTION HOW I SPEND EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY TRYING TO GET MY OPINION OUT AND NOBODY OPENS THEIR F*****G DOORS
Valued costumer named jilson: NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR ONIONS
Halia: I'm s-sorry you don't need to yell
Jomar: IM NOT YELLING I JUST HAVE A LOUD VOICE
Samantha: Maybe if you hit puberty already your voice wouldn't be so high
Jomar is now crying maybe almost as hard as when he got bitch slapped
Valued customer named jilson: I've been waiting in line for 20 minutes F this I'm going to Booger King
Most people would probably consider crying a turn off but something about it just makes me want him even more it's like a car crash I know I should look but I just can't turn away I'm so horny now I need to leave crying is just one of my many fetishes
October 31st
To be continued dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnn!
