noted.

2006

Naomi,
Hey. It was really nice running into you earlier. I wasn't sure if you were coming home for spring break so it was a nice surprise.

I know what I did was unforgivable. And you deserve better than that so I won't ask for a second chance... But do you think we can be friends again?

Oliver

Oliver
I don't know. I'm not fully over what you did. But I hate you as a boyfriend. Not as a person, if you understand at all what I'm saying. Opening up to you will hurt. Trusting you again will hurt. But... I think we can try to be friends again.

Naomi.x

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Naomi,
Please talk my sister out of this.

Oliver

Oliver,
If she wants to move in with Evan, she can. She's legally an adult, though I'm well aware she doesn't act like it. I'm still surprised she started talking to me again. So it's likely she won't listen to me.

Naomi.x

Naomi,
Legally an adult, mentally a spoiled child. I'm not ready to be an uncle.

Oliver

Oliver,
Oh ye of little faith. This is Ashley we're talking about. I'd give it a month before she freaks out and dumps him. Tops.

Naomi.x

Naomi,
You're on.

I'm coming there on the weekend to help her move some stuff in. We should hang out.

Oliver

Oliver,
I hear there's a Shakespeare in the Park thing going on.

Naomi.x

Naomi,
Never knew you were a lover of Shakespeare.

Oliver

Oliver,
I'm a lover of free entertainment.

Naomi.x

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Naomi,
You know her so well. Heading over there tomorrow to move her stuff out of Evan's place. She refuses to do it herself because Evan is "a dumb slob pig shit of a man".

What the hell happened?

Oliver

Oliver,
Pay up, bitch.

Evan is apparently a slob. And kind of a douche at home, expecting your sister to play 50s housewives for him.

I do expect some mode of payment for my win.

Naomi.x

Naomi,
I knew there was something off about Evan.

Would my friendship and kind words suffice?

Oliver

Oliver,
I expect monetary compensation or material gifts. I'm a classy lady.

Naomi.x

Naomi,
Thou shalt not lie.

Think of something to do when I'm there, then. Prepare to be spoiled by the financial glory of an unemployed college undergrad.

Oliver

Oliver,
Sounds lovely.

Naomi.x

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Oliver,
Listen, I know we're just friends now, but I think you should know. I have a date. For Saturday. He's this guy from my class. I don't know, he's really nice. I just think maybe it's time to move on? I just want to be able to be open with you about this.

Despite all the shit we've had, you're still my best friend. Just. Maybe all we're meant to be is best friends. I already lost my boyfriend. I don't want to lose my best friend, too.

Naomi.x

Oliver?

Naomi.x

Naomi,
I respect that.

You'll always be my best friend. And you'll always have me.

Oliver