Random Magcon related stories

Story #2

*shows friend a magcon pic*

Friend: Ooh! They're all cute except f-

Me: Finish that sentence I chop your head off.
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Grandma: "So who is that lovely guy on your background?"

Mom:"No"

Dad:"No"

Dog:"No"

Me: [Opens 100 slide presentation] "I'm glad you asked"
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Me: MOM HELP!!! My boyfriend fell down and he can't get up

Mom: Pick up your dumb poster and shut up

Me: Well fine
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[News comes on tv]

News reporter: Breaking News! Hayes Grier is missing

*Parents look at you*
Me: I will feed him don't worry.
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