Ask CorrupTale

Puns

* Everyone is here.

* ...Flowey came too.

Sans: So how was everyone's shift?

Doggo: All clear.

Dogamy: Nothing in sight except these two runts over here. *glaring at Frisk and Flowey*

Flowey: Wow, nice way to treat a new friend.

Dogamy: They're not my friend.

Frisk: *Is actually okay with this*

Sans: I got off early.

Dogamy: Thought so.

Sans: And when I got home I got a call from Undyne saying I should stop getting off early. Guess she wants to make sure nothing fishy is happening while I'm off my shift.

Dogamy: OH GOD

Doggo: PFFFF--

Flowey: ...no

Frisk: ...I don't even know who Undyne is yet but that's clearly a pun

Sans: So then I told her, 'Look, I have a whole bunch of other priorities since I'm the only one at home, and I wanna make sure I have that taken care of.' And then she says, 'You've already spent the whole night last night taking a nap! You need to get up and do something!' and then--

Dogamy: ANOTHER PUN! WE GET IT OKAY?!

Flowey: Holy crap, you're loud today.

Sans: --'Uh, I'm pretty sure that's called... sleeping?'

Doggo: OH

...

Could be a bit better. Practice, bro.

Sans: ...

* Only one person is laughing.

* All eyes on Frisk.

Sans: ...wow. Don't think I've ever seen anyone laugh that hard over something as dumb as that.

Frisk: BRO THAT WAS PERFECT

Sans: ...okay. Hey, what if I went over to Hotland and tried to get Mettaton into funding my own talk show?

Dogamy: NO

Flowey: I don't even care anymore.

Doggo: This kid is inspirational.

* You're filled with... DETERMINATION.