Camp Kyojin: Dawn Of The Dorks

FOUR: Arm Wrestling & Bath Bombs In The Lake

"C'mon!" Reiner hollers, waving everybody over, most of the campers accept that this offer is being directed to those who actually are friends with him and just keep on walking past him, but most of our group linger with him, Annie Leonhardt and Bertholdt Hoover and flanking the brawn of the trio.

"I have a proposition for you guys. I take it that you all brought bath salts like I told you to."

"Not that we had a clue why." Mikasa states coldly.

"Brilliant, I want you all to retrieve them and meet me at the lake in ten minutes."

"Ten minutes!" Connie wails. "To get to our dorm and to the lake."

"Run."

"But that's practically impossible."

"Run fast." Reiner sneers, tipping his head back and laughing heartily. "NOW!"

With a groan, Connie and I break into a jog, weaving our way through the flock of meandering newbies. This had better be worth the stitch.

"We're making good time, Sasha!" Connie exclaims, he may be less than half a head shorter than I am but he has a much greater and impressive stride. My breathing is becoming more erratic and I can feel the sweat dripping from my brow.

"Great!" I wail.

"Six minutes in and we need to get our bath bombs."

"Do you even know why he wanted these?" I whine; the hill that leads to our dorm looks like Everest right now. My heart is racing and I stop moving for even a second, all of the lactic acid build up will start to impact my stamina.

"Hurry! I don't want my ass beaten by Reiner Braun!"

"I know, I wouldn't either!" I laugh, trying to keep moving toward the room, however Connie makes it to the dorm first.

"Where's your bath bomb?"

"It's in my underwear drawer! Don't go snooping around in there!" I shriek, suddenly motivated by embarrassment to get to the cabin and get the bath bomb for myself. Connie is jumping up and down in the middle of the room, laughing like an idiot, holding two bath bombs above his head.

He went into my underwear drawer to get a bath bomb.

"You, Connie, are dead." I snarl.

The shorter boy snorts and charges out of the room, bolting toward the lake, which is fortunately not too far away. I follow, right at his heels until he stops at the lake and I, unable to stop with such haste, come careering into him and knocking the bath bombs out of his hands. They seem to be flying in the air in slow motion and right into the beefy hands of Reiner Braun.

"Too close. You are three minutes late. But you get an A for execution."

Now that I'm stationary, I can feel my muscles tension and ache. With a whine, I roll on the gassy bank and clutch my sore legs, looking like a fool. Connie scoffs before gasping in pain and mirroring my actions. His legs are clearly hurting too.

"I'm sure you're wondering why I gathered you all here on this fine morning."

"I'm more interested by the bath bombs."

"Well, young Yeager Bomb." We freeze, hearing the voice of Levi Ackerman. "This is where we come in. The lake has now been filled with an accelerant of sorts, which Hange and Zoey had been creating during the year that will increase the impact of a ball of matter and make the lake into a compressed stationary area of energy."

"So?" Eren cocks a brow.

"This is where the bath bombs come in, thanks to the twins, we now have an ultimate camp activity."