Reasons why I ship ______

Reasons Why I Ship Davis:

I told you, I ship EVERY BoyxBoy ship, this is only breaking the surface..

Dante and Travis have been friends since high school, and possibly even before that.

Dante tries to teach Travis how to flirt with girls, but what if it's just a coverup because he has a crush on poor Innocent smol Travis, buuuuttttt then he 'accidentally' turns Travis into a not so Smol and Innocent pervert. Their personalities kind of crash together and if they both are flirts than they will just spend an endless amount of time flirting (not to mention that most of it would be extremely dirty flirting...) with each other, it's an endless cycle..
An inappropriate, cheesy endless cycle.

Imagine...
(Also I looked these up online... Kill me..)
(Also This is after Travis became a pervert.)

Dante: Are you a Harry Potter fan, because I wanna Slytherin..
(I AM SO SORRY!!)

Travis: Are you art? Because I want to nail you up against the wall.
(F-ing Kill me...)

Dante: Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
(Demonic Screams.)

Travis: Hello, I'm bisexual, I'd like to BUY you a drink... And then get sexual.
(*Curls up in a ball to die.*)

Dante: My Lips are skittles, would you like to taste the rainbow?
(HELP MY NON-EXISTENT SOUL!!)

Travis: YES!
(THANK IRENE IT IS OVER!)

Dante: *Blushes.*

Travis: *Slaps hand over mouth.*

Dante: *Pulls his hand away and kisses him.*

Travis: WELL DAYUM!

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I died twenty times while writing this...
Im going to go hide under my bed now...
I am so sorry..