1. "When it's after 2am just go to sleep, because the decisions you make after 2am are the wrong decisions." -Ted Mosby
2. "Ted, bubbeleh, if you have a crazy story, I was there. It's just a low of the universe." -Barney Stinson
3. "Suit up!" -Barney Stinson
4. "You can't jump straight to the end, the journey is the best part." -Robin Scherbatsky
5. "It's going to be legen... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next word is... dairy!" -Barney Stinson
6. "You took out all the suspenseI In a horror movie, the killer doesn't grab a bull horn and announce: "Attention unsupervised teens here at the lake house, at precisely 3AM, I'm gonna jump outta that closet right there and hack you all up with a mechete. P.S. Fire is my weakness." -Barney Stinson
7. "The great moments of our life won't necessarily bt the things you do, they'll also be the things that happen to you. Now, I'm not saying you can't take action to affect the outcome of your life, you have to take action, and you will, but never forget that any day, you can step out the front door and your whole life can change forever." -Ted Mosby
8. "Shouldn't we hold out for the person who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks, but actually like them?" -Ted Mosby
9. "Cray-cray gotta go bye-bye before you get stab-stabbed." -Barney Stinson
10. "I request the highest of fives!" -Barney Stinson
11. "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be AWESOME instead. True story." -Barney Stinson
12. "I am going to teach you how to live." -Barney Sintson
13. "Haaaaaaave you met Ted?" -Barney Stinson
14. "We're Mr. and Mrs. Awesome." Marshall and Lily Erikson
15. "I do not like that stupid hat, I want to beat it with a bat. Or maybe grab it with a fork, it makes you look like such a dork." Robin Scherbatsky
16. "I'm cuddly, bitch!" -Marshall Erikson
17. "We can't "Taboo-ty" call them! That's pathetic!" -Robin Scherbatsky
18. "Go for Barney." -Barney Stinson
19. "Hashtag: burn! Hashtag: ducky tie! Hashtag: Stinson rocks." -Barney Stinson
20. "Lawyered!" -Marshal Erikson
21. "He doesn't know that baby, God!" -Marshall Erikson
22. "Marshall and I have been together fifteen years and the only debate we've had about Tommy Boy was whether is was awesome or super awesome. That's love, bitch!" -Lily Erikson
23. "Faith is what gives life shape and meaning." -Marshall Erikson
