SHIPPING
~Your POV~
I feel like pissing off some magical pony princesses. Lets get this shit over and done with. Ooh, I saw a purple donkey over there. Awesome, its an Alicorn donkey.
~Twilight's POV~
I saw this human walking over to me, smirking evilly. I have a bad feeling about what this person is gonna....
(You) "HELLO YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT MY NAME IS PRINCESS TURD"
Umm, did that human just actually say that to me....
(Twilight) "Uhh leave me alone please I am already pissed off from Rainbow Dash trying to hug me earlier, and she wouldn't leave me alone -_-"
~Your POV~
.........my brain.....is hurting.....rainbow dash tried to hug her......wtf....
(You) "OMFG TWILIGHT AND RAINBOW DASH I SHIP YOU GUYS SO FREAKING MUCH OMG FANGIRLING RIGHT NOW!"
~Twilight's POV~
...Oh for f*cks sake, here we go again with this shipping -_-
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How to Annoy Ponies
HumorFrom mistaking them as a horse, to saying that Scootaloo is a cannibal for eating KFC This is how to piss-off some ponies if your bored as f**k Don't ask.
