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Me: Hey everyone! We have a dare and a question for the great papyrus!

Papyrus: WOWIE AM I THE ONLY ONE WITH A QUESTION

Me: Yup papyrus this is just for you but the dare is for everyone

Sans: Nice job bro I guess the audience is ..... darn it I'm still not aloud to make puns....Jay why did you do this to me.

Me: Its ok sans you only have two more chapters to go

Sans: *looks at the floor and pouts* But ....the puns kit....the puns

Me: I know I miss the puns to sans *pats his back *

Papyrus: I FOR ONE AM VERY HAPPY WITH JAY FOR GIVING SANS THIS DARE I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MAKE SPAGHETTI IN PEACE....ITS GREAT....MUCH LIKE ME.

Me: Ok Papyrus to you Wildheart911 asks
Wildheart911: hey papyrus can I have some spaghetti?.....and also I dare everyone to confess there crush out loud.

Me: Wild!!! You know who my crush is .....why you do this to meh....

Papyrus: WELL WILD AS FOR YOUR QUESTION YES YOU CAN HAVE SOME OF MY SPAGHETTI YOU JUST HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT KIND .... AND ALSO IF YOU HAVE ANY ALLERGIES SO THAT I WON'T MAKE YOU SICK.....SANS ALWAYS GETS SICK AFTER EATING MY SPAGHETTI.....

Me: Ok now for the dares I have an idea how about we all make a card and put it in a hat and draw a card out read the name and see if we can guess who the card is for?

Papyrus: WOWIE... THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN

Sans: Heh sounds like a good idea to me

Mettaton: OH yes darling that's a great idea

Alphys and undyne: Ummmmmmmm we kind of already know

Me: well that's fine! You guys can take turns drawing the cards out and reading them

Undyne: AWW HECK YEAH!

Alphys: ...Um....ok...

(AFTER setting up and making cards )

Undyne: OK I'M GONNA PICK THE FIRST CARD......OK THIS SAYS I LIKE METTATON WHO AM I ITS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS

Sans: *raises his hand* Its obviously my bros card and it's obviously for mettaton......*gives mettaton a dirty look* ..... I swear I gotta stop promising not to kill people *he mumbles under his breath*

Alphys: I guess it's my turn.....this one says I like sans who am I ?....

Papyrus: WAIT SOMEONE LIKES MY BROTHER? LIKE...... LIKE LIKES HIM?

Sans: Ummm.....I have no idea .....umm....tori?

Toriel: No sans it is not I who likes you

Sans: (that's a relief) umm..... well geez this is awkward

Frisk: *pulls on sans's jacket and points at me writing on the whiteboard* is it kit?

Sans: Umm kiddo? Is it you ? Do you...... like me?

Me: *hides in a blanket my words are muffled* yes I do there ya happy

Mettaton: Oh my ... the ship has sailed I'm on board who else?

Alphys: Awwwwwwwww look she's blushing I ship it otp

Papyrus: WELL....UM IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY BROTHER THEN I THE GRRRREAT PAPYRUS AM ALSO ON BOARD AND I DO FAVOR THIS HUMAN SHE REMINDS ME OF MOM OUR MOM WAS HUMAN TO FUN FACT

Sans: W-Well kiddo....I wasn't expecting this

Me: *gets up and runs to my room locking myself inside I scream in a pillow* WILD WHYYYY




Later

Sans: knock knock

Me: *moment of silence* ....who's there

Sans: Aren't?

Me: Aren't who?

Sans: Aren't you gonna let me in so I can hug you.....my card had your name on it

*A blue card is slid under the door and you open it *I love kit who am I * is written in blue marker*

Me: *opens the door* if this is a joke.....it's not funny

Sans: it's not a joke kit.....it's true

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