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Yeet

*Everyone in weed nation is at Davids party
David: So what do you think of the place guys
Israel: Dope asf for all I know
Jessika: Yeet is that a dildo?
David: Yea that's the one I beat Stephan with when he tried to jump me... Teehee
Israel: Well let's fuck some shit up
Spencer: Aight
*Everyone proceeds to drink alcohol
Israel: Oh shit I can feel colors 😱😵🌚
Matthew: Has this kid never been drunk before?
Anton: Nope
Kathy: Oh well
Chloie: Ah give him a break, nobody does anything in Canada
David: true
*Marc and Stephan walk in
Stephan: you motherfucker
Marc: I'm gonna kick your asshole
Israel: Yall are gay
*Marc proceeds to attack Spencer
*Stephan proceeds to attack Israel

*As Stephan steps up to punch Israel, Israel stomps on his knee

*Stephan falls to the ground crying

*Spencer dodges Marc's hook and counters with an uppercut, Marc stumbles but comes back, Spencer then left hooks his ass and he falls aswell

Matthew: oooh hehe I have a sudden urge
Israel: what?
Kathy: Me tooooo
Spencer: You too omg
Kathy: I don't know what Matthew's problem is but I want to fuck Marc in the ass for being a fuckboy.
Chloie: Well damn

*Kathy pulls out a dildo from her pocket and rams it in Marc's ass with no lube
*harder and harder
*Blood is starting come out but she is enjoying it
Marc: oh yes fuck me harder
Israel and Spencer: Are you fucking kidding me?!

*Kathy proceeds to shove a glass jar up Marc's ass
*It breaks
Anton: Fuck this shit I'm out
Israel: I agree
Spencer: I agree
Chloie: I agree
Jessika: I agree
David: I agree

Legend has it that Marc fucked Matt in the ass afterwards, hence the picture, what lesson did we learn kids? That's right, stay away from bath salts and oh... Blame Bavaria!