CREEPY CATALOG

The Strangest Thing Happened To Us In This Nevada Desert Town

"Do you know what a little America is?" Kyle uttered the first words either of us had spoken since we had left San Francisco five hours ago.

"What?" I asked back in a tone that even I would have to admit was pretty bitchy.

"A little America. Have you ever heard that term?" He asked again.

I was the kind of tired that even moving my lips felt like a chore. It wasn't just that I was pissed off at Kyle. I simply wanted to go to sleep and wasn't interested in hearing one of his history lessons or informative tidbits that he frequently liked to share as if he was providing the footnotes of my life.

"No."

"A little America is a truck stop along lightly populated freeways that has everything that a trucker might need – restaurant, hotel, bar, store, bathrooms, even like little porno shops. They are like little slices of America out in the middle of nowhere. Hence, the name, little America," Kyle said this with his eyes still glued to the desolate road in front of us that we were traversing at around 85 miles per-hour.

"Cool," I could not have sounded any less enthused.

I could hear Kyle grinding his teeth from behind the wheel when we journeyed back into the cone of silence.

"You're pissed off at me," Kyle unclamped his teeth and spoke at me out of the side of his mouth.

"I'm not. It's fine. I'm just tired, and hungry."

It's true, I was extremely tired. It was nearly 2 AM and I had been up since six in-the-morning when I got up to get ready for work. However, I was mostly pissed because of a common Kyle behavior that he was exhibiting that I internally referred to as the "Kyle trap." In this trap, he would do something that would assuredly, and justifiably, get under my skin and then act as if he was completely mystified as to why I was upset so it would seem like I was being the irrational bad guy.

This time, Kyle made us stay in town to watch the Giants' World Series game at his favorite bar even though he knew that we had to make it to New York by Monday morning and that waiting till the end of the game would make it so we could barely stop along the way to even take a piss if we had to. He didn't care. It wasn't him that had to be at his first day of a new job in Manhattan bright and early Monday morning.

"Well, the good news is that I know there is one of those little America's coming up here in just a few miles," Kyle interrupted my self-loathing. "We can stop there and get some food, and some sleep."

"That sounds good," I made sure to perk my voice up an octave or two.

Fuck, I could just not stay mad at him.

After a few more minutes of silence, we were pulling into a parking lot that was the size of a football field bathed in towering streetlights that reminded me of the palm trees that we were leaving behind in California. Stepping out into the frigid winds of the meadow of dark paved asphalt also served a bitter reminder that we were leaving the comfort of reasonably warm October nights behind. A chilling gust swept in and seemed to go right up my shirt like an overzealous high school boy after just a few moments of making out.

I brushed off Kyle not giving a reason for why he parked 30 yards away from the hub of the truck stop and silently followed him up to the thing that looked like a suburban shopping mall that had been stranded in the middle of rocky desert and surrounded by semi trucks. The soundtrack of the trucks' mechanical hum filled the air like crickets on a summer night. I could feel the hot lights of the trucks upon us as we shuffled through the parking lot and couldn't help but feel like a wildebeest in some nature documentary clopping up to a watering hole with the eyes of hungry lions lingering off in the distance.