You're an asshole (Ticcimask)

Day One: Jerk

(The song above is what Jane and Sally listen to in this chapter)
Toby stared down at his plate as hoodie made him waffles, which had chocolate chips on them. "You know I'm not crazy for waffles, right?" Hoodie grinned under his mask and turned around to face the impatient teenager. "Well, I'm just fulfilling what the Internet thinks of you." Toby sighed and turned to Masky. "Hey, Mask-" Hoodie and some the other pastas turned around after a loud slapping noise. "I'm tired of your shit you twitching retard." And with that, Masky left to go to his room. "Yo, that was uncalled for." Ben looked at Jeff with a worried face. "What?" Ben sighed and pointed at the tv. "Ahhh, gotcha." Ben smiled and made his was into the tv.
"Toby are you alright?" Hoodie said as he made his way over to Toby. "Masky..." Toby turned around with a big mark on his cheek. "Oh my god..." Hoodie grabbed a towel and started cleaning up the blood. "Hoodie I'm fine; I-it d-doe-doesn't hurt t-that bad-dly..." Hoodie shook his head. "I-I'm m-mo-more worried ab-bout M-M-Mask..." "Toby? TOBY?!"

As soon as masky sat down, he heard his master's words calling him. Reluctantly, he got up and trudged to his office. "What is the meaning of this?" Masky understood what he was talking about and shrugged. "He does this every day and one day you just slap him? It's not that bad at the moment but if you keep this up..." Masky fell to the floor and started sobbing. "My dear child, all this because of a break up?" Masky nodded under harsh cries. Slenderman shook his head and reached out to the sobbing man. "Get away..."

"You can't catch me!" "Yes I can!" Toby watched Ben chase sally around the room and smiled. "Toby help! He's gonna catch me!" Toby smiled and ran to Sally. He picked her up and put her on his shoulders. "Let's go! Broooom!" Sally squealed as she flew through the house.  After 20 minutes of running, Sally fell asleep on Toby's shoulders. "Hey Ben, can you help me up the stairs, I don't want to wake her up." Ben nodded and took Sally up the stairs and to her room, where he planted a kiss on her nose.  "Well looks like someone's feeling better." Toby turned around to see hoodie standing behind him. "Yeah, I'm tired now." Hoodie nodded and began walking away. "Hey Toby?" Toby turned around once more. "Clock's looking for you." Toby nodded and made his way to his room, which was shared with eyeless jack. "Hey Toby, clock's looking fo-" "I know."

Clock sat at the bottom of the huge tree near the mansion. "Hey clock." "Oh hey Tob-" Jane stared down at clock as she blushed. "Sorry, I meant Jane." Jane smiled and sat down next to her. "You sure are impatient." Clock smiled and looked at the sky, which was now a dark orange. "I just want to talk to him." Jane nodded and they fell into silence for a while. "Hey I've been meaning to ask you something." "What is it?" Clock shook her head. "I just don't understand how you and Jeff can live under the same roof, you know? You guys are arch enemies, so why haven't you killed each other?" Jane smiled and shook her head, all too familiar with the question. "Both Jeff and I had nothing after that fire. We had nowhere to stay and nobody to tell. Once slenderman approached us, he offered us a place here, but there were some conditions that had to be applied. Jeff and I aren't supposed to kill each other nor hurt each other as long as we live under this roof." Clock nodded. "Thanks, sorry if that was a weird question." Jane smiled and shook her head. "I've been asked that a lot, it's fine."

"Hey, have you guys seen Toby?" Ben and Jeff turned around to look at Masky. "Why, do you want to slap him again! Jerk." "Jeff!" "Eh sorry, last time we saw Toby he was up in his room." As Masky walked up the stairs he heard a loud yell and a fight, and turned to see Ben grab the controller that Jeff had angrily thrown. He continued walking upstairs and approached Toby's room. "Toby, are you in there?" There was no response. He knocked harder, in case Toby was talking to the voices. He heard coughing as he stood in front of the door. "Toby?.."

As soon as Ben calmed down, Jeff put his arm around the small pasta. "What do you want..." Jeff smiled(obviously) "Nothing."
"Something is obviously up, you never hug me."
"People change."
"Yeah, what about it?"
Jeff sighed, suddenly regretting his approach to the situation.
"I don't know." Jeff sighed and turned to look at the TV.
Ben smirked. "What's wrong? Don't make a straight face." Jeff looked at BEN as he emphasized the "straight."
"Are you fucking kidding me."

"Toby, I know you're in there. Open up." Jack opened the door with a slight grin. "You know his door doesn't have a lock, right?" Masky pushed past him to speak to Toby. He found him throwing up bits of flesh in a trash can. "What the fu-" Masky turned to look at Ej. "Please, for the love of god tell me you didn't give him a kidney." Ej shrugged. "I didn't cook it..." Masky sighed loudly. Toby looked up from the trash can. "It's We-Wednesday mah dudes." Masky stood up and walked out of the room. "You know, I was gonna say I'm sorry but you seem fine so bye." And he fell down the stairs.

"Clock?" Clock yawned and sat up. "Yeah?" "Maybe we should go inside, it's getting dark..." "Meh, I don't feel like walking..." Jane smiled and picked up clock, carrying her bridestyle. "Jane... This is embarrassing..." Jane kissed clock's nose and smiled. After the third stair, clock fell asleep in Jane's arms. Jane sighed and carried her to her room. As she closed the door, she felt a tug at her pants. "Jane?" Jane looked down at Sally. "Yes, princess?" Sally wipes the tears from her eyes. "Can you sleep with me tonight? I had a nightmare uncle was gonna get me." Jane smiled and picked up the small girl. "Of course darling."

Jeff reluctantly drank toilet water, being watched by BEN. "You have suckish dares." "You have suckish...Fuck!" Jeff smiled. "You can't even think of a comeback!" "Fuck you." "Alright, truth or dare." "Dare." "Hmm. I dare you to tell Sally that you love her." "But I don't!" "That's the point!" BEN and Jeff slowly walked up the stairs and stood in front of Sally's room. BEN quietly opened the door to see two people in bed. "Uhhh Jeff?" "Yeah?" "I think we interrupted something." "What are you two do-" "MISSION ABORT!" "RUNNNN!"

Sally and Jane looked up at BEN and Jeff as they ran in circles shouting. "Jeff you are at least 18, so act like it." Jeff stopped and grabbed BEN. "It's just Jane." "Oh, wait why is Sally here?" Jane yawned and got out of bed, ushering the two out of the room. "She has a nightmare. Now, goodnight." Jane shut the door and smiled. "I'm scared." Jane smiled. "Don't be. I'm here." As Jane laid down, she heard Sally. "Can you play Spectrum again?" Jane smiled and played the song.

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So, if you weren't one of the early readers then this doesn't really apply to you. I'm editing most of the chapters because I sounded like a five year old when writing some sections of it. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed. Buckle your seatbelt newcomers, because it gets a whole lot worse.