Superfamily

Chapter 1: One Big Happy Family

Note: In this chapter Peter is 5, Johnny is 10 and Wade is 12.
"WAAAAAAAAAADE!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU" Johnny screamed throughout the tower. Wade was chuckling around the corner as he was posting the picture he took of Johnny, sleeping with writing all over his face, onto social media. "THERE YOU ARE!" "Oh shit..."
In the Living Quarters of The Avengers Tower
"Steve, are you sure that they're coming today?" Tony shouted from the kitchen counter. He had just returned wearing a suit and tie, with a robot, who was carrying about 16 bags full of toys, blankets, different colours of paint and some expensive toddler clothes. "Tony, Fury said that they would be here at six o'clock. It's only 4:20" "I know but I want to make sure that they ARE coming. Steve this is gonna be our third kid. I want to make sure that the kid is happy living here, but I also want his aunt and uncle to be happy about it too. I want them to think that we're a good choice and that we can give him a good life." Steve stood up and walked over to his husband. "Tony they will come here, they will see that we can take good care of him, and they will see that we can give Peter a good life." "Thanks Steve." "No problem. By the way have you seen Wade or Johnny? The place feels suspiciously quie-" Just as Steve was about to finish, wade ran down the hall, screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!" Wade ran into the kitchen, while currently being on fire, and soaked himself with the sink hose to put the fire out. "Wade?! What the hell are you doi-" Tony was interrupted when Johnny ran into the room, all fired up, getting ready to shoot another fire ball at wade. "I'm not done with you wade!" However before Johnny could blaze his brother again, wade grabbed the hose and soaked Johnny, stopping him from being able to use his powers. "HA! Let's see you burn me now, you little bastard!" Step looked at Wade, completely shocked "WADE! Language!" "Sorry pops" "Wait, could someone please explain why you two are fighting?" Tony asked while lifting his eyebrow. "Well father dearest, I was minding my own business, when my lovely brother here viciously attacked me. For no reason!" Johnny started fuming with rage "You Liar!" He leaped at Wade and started strangling him. "Fathers? *Choke* do you see this? *choke* such *Choke* Vicious tendencies! *Choke*" "Alright that's enough you two." Steve stated while lifting them both up into the air and pulling them away from each other. "We have something important to tell you boys so go and get cleaned up. Then hurry up and meet back here in twenty minutes." Wade started walking down the hall. Once he was out of view, Johnny turned to his Dad's. "It was him who started it! He drew on my face and posted it online!" "Don't worry, I'll suspend his access to the wifi as punishment." Tony grinned. "Now do what your Pops says and go and get changed." "Thanks Dad! Thanks Pops!" Once Johnny left Steve frowned "Do you think they'll take it well?" "They'll be fine. They'll just see it as them getting a new sidekick in their pranks against each other" Steve smiled "True. Uh-oh. It's 5:30 already. We better go get cleaned up as well." Just as they were leaving Jarvis interrupted them "Sir? Sorry to bother you but the Parkers have entered the reception. They are on their way up in the elevator." Tony sighed "Crap. Thanks Jarvis. Well Steve, I guess you'll just have to meet them with maple syrup on your face" Tony grinned "You wanna go wash it off and I'll talk to the Parkers?" Steve looked at his husband gratefully. "I'll be back in five minutes, I promise" "Hurry up then!" Tony pushed Steve towards the hall. Once he was gone Tony straightened his tie. He looked up and watched as the elevator got closer to the top floor. The elevator door opened.