Another reason Dan's a fail

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"Hey guys (your YouTube) here and welcome back to another video and today we are gonna be doing a drunk tutorial, now in the last video you guys asked me, Y/n how do you do your make up drunk? Well I'm gonna show you." 

"Step 1 get drunk obviously. I'll be right back"

"And I'm back drunk as ever maybe I over drank a little bit, I played the drinking game where every time Dan or Phil say literally take a drink. I might of drank to much, anyway down to business"

"Step 2 foundation, you just want to put it all over your face like this" I say taking  huge glob of makeup and smearing it all over my face

"After you accomplished step 2 you move on to step 3 powder, its just like the foundation but powder and you use a brush, there you go" I put on all the powder 

"Haha I look like a Cheeto"

"Step 4 I think, you got to focus on the eyes first you put on the eye shadow. Just put on the darkest color you can find, it will make it look like you tried" I put on the darkest eye shadow

"And the final step is, put on as much mascara as you can  you want your eyelashes to be harder than your boyfriend, ohhhhhhh" I laugh

"Don't worry about the lips there gonna get messed up anyways"

"And that concludes today's video, hope you liked this shit. Don't forget to subscribe I put out videos every whenever byeeeeee"

I turn off the camera and start to scrub off the make up. after about an minute I hear my phone ding 

"wow this is really funny"

"you made my day thank you!!"

"your 'literally' my favorite youtuber"

All these comments are so nice. I cant believe i actually got comments its only been a minute. I look up at the time and its 11 wow I should get to bed, I wash the rest of my makeup off, brush my teeth, put on my pj's then jump right in and fall asleep

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------the next day


BEEP BEEP

"OUCH, GO AWAY" I cover my eyes with my blanket, my head is pounding

"FUUUUCCCKKK" I yell, i get out of bed

"I guess I should get up..."

My phone buzzed at my left reminder pick up food 

"God dammit i have to go shopping, well off I go" I get dressed in a black crop top with some regular jeans, and black vans and while I'm at it a flower crown because why not? Then I put my hair in a messy bun and do a light coat of makeup. Time to go get food

 I walk outside and start walking down my sidewalk towards the store. I glance down at my phone its 11:30 thank god its almost lunch. i hear my stomach grumble again, that's it I'm just gonna go into a Starbucks and get a cookie and coffee. I enter the coffee shop and start scrolling through tumblr when I bump into something, I didn't know polls were in the middle of Starbucks. I glance up to see the back of a really tall man with black hair and really bright clothing, he was on his phone and holding a cup of coffee. after i bump into him he turns around. I expect him to yell at me for bumping into him instead I hear a sweet voice

"Oh I'm sorry" says the man, I feel like I know that voice, I glance up to see a ghostly colored man with glasses and a messed up fringe the one and only Phil Lester himself. holy shit 

"Oh no no no its my fault I'm sorry I was on tumblr not paying attention I'm sorry"

"I should be apologizing to you, you were on tumblr" he visibly shivers then laughs

"DID SOMEONE SAY TUMBLR"  another voice yells, is that who I think it is?

All of the sudden I see a black and white figure run and bump into Phil spilling his coffee all over me, I look back up at a shocked Phil and a even more shocked Daniel James Howell I don't even care that I have coffee cascading down my front but then again i just met  Dan and Phil and now I have coffee cascading down my front 

"FUCK I'm so sorry" says Dan 

"Its ok i didn't like this shirt anyway" 

"DAN LOOK WHAT YOU DID TOO..." Phil says

"y/n"

"Y/N!!"he finishes

"I'm so sorry, here take this" he takes off his bomber jacket and gives it to me

"NO I cant take you jacket i don't even know your names" I lie

"Oh right well my names Dan and this is Phil" he gestures to Phil 

"Nice to meet you guys but I cant take your jacket" 

"Please i insist" says Dan

"How about we exchange numbers so when I change I can bring you your jacket?" smooth, I mentally high five myself

"Sure" he smiles nervously 

We exchange numbers and I take his jacket and put it on, completely forgetting I'm hungry and walk home to change out of my coffee stained shirt and Dan Howells bomber jacket. holy shit.

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Dan's POV

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU SPILLED COFFEE ON (your youtube name)!!!"

"YOU PUSHED ME!!!" Phil shouts at me while were walking home

"You think she knew it was us?"

"Yea probably even though she pretended not to know us" he replies

"To be fair you did the same thing"

"YOU WENT ALONG WITH IT" he blushes 

"She bumped into you first , how'd it go?"

"She went bright red when she saw me, she apparently was on tumblr and when she saw you she went even redder, it was kinda cute" says phil

"Hehe... yeah" she is cute, she makes me feel more straight then ever

"But what I thought was really funny was your face when she gave you her number"

"SHUT UP"

"At least you can watch her video when you get home" he says taking a sip of whats left of his coffee

We finally arrive to our flat and I flop on our couch while Phil does his own thing and I go on twitter to see my feed flooded with Y/n with my bomber jacket 

literally.phan.for.days- I SHIP IT

danyounot- here is fabulous image of dan being fail after he spilled coffee on y/n then proceeding to give him his jacket

mysmolbeanphillip- bless the phan who took this pic 

phanismyreligion- she looks better in the jacket than he does tbh

    amazingphil- don't tell dan that ^^ :P

    danisnotonfire- rude^^




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