This is not mine............
No animals is half so vile As Crocky-Wock the crocodile. On Saturday he likes to crunch Six juicy children for his lunch, And he especially enjoys Just three of each, three girls, three boys. He smears the boys ( to make them hot) With mustard from the mustard pot. But mustard doesn't go with girls, It tastes all wrong with plaits and curls. With them, What goes extremely well Is butterscotch and caramel.
From DIRTY BEASTS
