Dear Mackezie,
I swore that I would never ever date another guy, ever. But that vow broke quickly when I met Jared Pauley. There's only one thing that I can say as advice for you when you are dating: NEVER EVER DATE A GUY THAT LIKES UNICORNS, EATS SANDWICHES CUT IN LITTLE STARS, AND USES SPARKLY HAIR GEL.
Boyfriend #5
Age: 11
Kenz, there's really only one word that I can say that will explain everything:
Gay
