The Darlings of Suburbia

Chicago

I guess my friend is dating a guy in Chicago now. They met on the internet. She said they liked the same pop band, and she thinks he’s hot.

They’ve been dating for a few weeks now I guess, and he still doesn’t know what she looks like.

I don’t understand how that would work.

I asked Mark if he would date a girl on the internet if he didn’t know what she looked like, and he said no. But he said he’d date a nice girl no matter what she looked like, she just “had to be real to [him].”

But Mark’s a nice guy.

He told me another joke today: a seal walks into a club.

I didn’t get it at first.