Chapter 12: "walmart handsome squidward"

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The rest of the day was pretty much a blur, nothing special really, but hey at least I didn't have any other classes with Kyle.

As the last bell rung, I sprinted out the door looking forward to leaving, when instead an arm reached out and pulled me inside the janitors closet

"What the fuck?" I said eying the two girls standing in front of me with their arms crossed

"We need to have a little chat" the shorter one said

"I don't even know who you are" I said

"Well you should" she said

"Look dude, I just want to get home--" I said

"Stay away from Kyle" she said

"Kyle? Are you kidding me?!" I said in annoyance

"Everyone knows that you to slept together, so let me make this quick slut. Kyle is mine, and I will stop at nothing to ensure that he stays mine, so stay out of my way" she said

I then couldn't hold it in anymore, I started laughing
uncontrollably

The girls looked at each other and then back at me

"What's so funny?" She said

"You dumb hoes--" I said in between laughters

"Think that I? slept with Kyle?" I said laughing even harder

"Whatever.
You stay away from him, or else"
she said pushing me back slightly

I stopped laughing

"Or else what?" I said moving closer to her as she backed away

"What are you going to do? Fight me? Because bitch you know you're bound to lose" I said

The other girl then stood in front of me

"We aren't scared of you" she said

"Oh! You speak?" I said sarcastically

The shorter girl nudged her

"Bring it" she said pushing me again

I lunged at her and punched her hard in the nose

She screamed in pain

"YOU BITCH! I THINK YOU BROKE MY NOSE!" She yelled holding her nose

"I told you not to mess with me" I said smiling at myself for my accomplishment

"IM GOING TO NEED SURGERY!" she yelled

"Yikes" I said sarcastically

"Sorry Hun, but I don't even think that plastic surgery can fix that thing that you call a face" I said walking out

To my surprise, half of the entire grade was outside whispering and listening in astonishment, and when I walked out they all made eye contact and froze

"What are you all looking at?!" I said as the crowd quickly walked away

I glanced over at the clock

I scoffed and rolled my eyes in annoyance, I going to be an hour late home.

There were footsteps approaching behind me

I rolled my eyes

"I swear if that's who I think it is--"

I turned around to find Kyle applauding me

"That was quite a show you put on there" he said

I scoffed

"Tell your fan girls that they can suck my ass" I said

He chuckled

"You need a ride home?" He asked

"I have a bike" I said

He laughed

"You're one of those people huh?" He said

I looked at him in confusion

He shook his head

"Nevermind"

There was awkward silence for about a short minute until I completely zoned out

He put his hand in front of my eyes and tried to break my concentration

I shook my head

He laughed at me and said
"What are you thinking about"

I once again started laughing uncontrollably

He looked at me as if I were mentally unstable

"I was- just- thinking about how I broke her nose" I said

"And then I thought about her with plastic surgery and how she would look like a Walmart handsome squidward" I said laughing so hard that tears came out of my eyes

He chuckled at my expression

"Alex, you're fucking weird" he said

"I know" I said wiping the tears off of my face

"Well I'm going to go" he said

I watched as he walked to his car and sped off

I was silent for a couple of seconds

"Walmart handsome squidward" I muttered under my breath making me laugh uncontrollably once again

"Man this is going to be hard to explain to the household" I said letting out a loud sigh

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