It was 4:20 am and Donald was practicing the hoedown throw down when he saw someone or something tiptoe by the window into his garden and he screamed higher than Ariana grande on drugs and ran off. He fell because his fresh crocs couldn't support his crusty self. He realized he could die at this point but remembered his nasty ass wife and kids and stopped caring. Donald heard that Jacob saggytits song sweatshit or whatever it's called and he knew he had to stop it. He whipped off the floor and saw his phone blowing up from that new musical.ly he posted and got so happy he started aggressively dabbing. He got so distracted by his intense dabbing that he tripped and hit the quan as he fell downstairs. "ouch" Donald says as he does a full 420 degree spin down the stairs then lands on his piece of shit kid. "lol oops" says Donald sarcastically. He completely forgets the whole tiptoe situation and decides to go for a swim. "it smells bad... like tuna and shit" Donald thinks while trying to ignore it. The crusty man looks up and sees a shark.. or a boy..
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