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Burger Bastard and the Bushy Browed Brit

(Alfreds PoV)

"I expected you to be a girl."

He says.

"Oh! You're the British dude!"

I say with a huge grin. For some reason I'm glad it's him and not anyone else.

"The name's Arthur."

He says while pushing past me into my dorm.

Rude...

I share my dorm with this Japanese guy, Kiku. He's really smart, why can't he tutor me?

"So, Burger Bastard, where do you want to start?"

He says, dumping his school bag on the table. I sigh and walk towards the kitchen to get a glass of water.

"Want a drink?"

I ask, completely ignoring his question.

"Yes, please."

He says.

"Wow, Bushy Browed Brit is capable of manners!"

I say with a sarcastic grin on my face. He looks at me and scowls.

"Don't call me that, Burger Bastard."

He says.

"Well, don't call me that."

I say, nodding my head towards him. He doesn't reply, just sighs and sits on one of the chairs. I go to grab two glasses and fill them up with water. When I turn back around I see him staring at my chest. I smirk.

"Like what you see?"

He snaps out of his gaze.

"Wha- No! I was looking at your shirt! Wanker!"

I look down to my Dr. Who shirt and look back up to him.

"You watch Dr. Who?"

I ask. I looks at me a tilts his head.

"Um... No I don't"

I states, looking down. I just shrug it off. Maybe he just thought my shirt looked co-

"Of course I watch Dr. Who! It's one of the best British TV shows ever to be made! Besides all of the rest, of course."

He cuts me off, mid thought.

"Okay, geez. Calm down."

I say, putting the glasses down in front of him and raising my hands up in defence.

"Twit."

He mumbles.

"Huh?"

I ask, not knowing that word or if I heard it correctly...

(Btw, I am British myself so there will be a few British insults in here that you may not understand... Sorry.)

"Nothing..."

He says. I shrug and walk over to the chair next to him.

"So, what do you need help on?"

He asks me. I start explaining everything I get stuck on in class, (which is pretty much everything.) and he helps me through each bit. We didn't get to finish it all of course since he's only here for an hour. Once that hour is up, we both start to pack up our things. He shoves everything in his bag and stands up and I stand up too.

"Same time, next week?"

I confirm.

"Yup."

He replies holding out his hand for me to shake. I laugh slightly at how NOBODY DOES THAT! I still take his hand though and shake, still laughing, slightly.

"What?"

He asks, taking his hand back. I shake my head.

"Nothing."

I say, smiling innocently. He shrugs it off and walks out.

"See ya."

I call out to him. He doesn't reply and keeps walking. I chuckle and shut the door and go to pick up the rest of the stuff I left on the table then plop myself on my bed.

I should have dinner... Nah.

I soon find myself getting lost in my thoughts. I also find myself eating a burger, though I never remember getting off my bed to get one. My thoughts soon go down a track I don't want to go down.

What's with that Bushy Browed Brit? He's kind of good looking.

I think to myself.

What are you thinking, Alfred? You have hot girls blowing kisses to you on a daily basis and so does he. We'll both end up getting girlfriends soon enough and maybe be friends. Nothing more.

I sigh and roll over to my side and eat the rest of the burger that mysteriously appeared in my hands. I probably went to get it when I was lost in thought. Without changing my clothes, I go to sleep in all the crumbs the fell on my bed sheets. I should clean that up tomorrow. Without warning, I fall fast asleep. Kiku will come back soon from Heracles dorm. Or maybe stay the night. *Wink wink*

x-X-x

(Arthur's PoV)

I soon find my dorm and I jump onto my bed, not bothering about making tea or having dinner, or even changing. I sigh and roll over to my side.

"Everything okay?"

I hear a voice say. I live alone in my dorm, but I know exactly who it is.

"Not now, Flying Mint Bunny."

I say, just wanting to go to sleep.

"C'mon, talk to me."

He begs. I roll over onto my back and look up at the the ceiling where Flying Mint Bunny is.

I sigh and close my eyes and try to sleep and hope that FMB will leave me alone.

"Aaarthuuur!"

He begs more. I open my eyes and sigh.

"Nothing, just leave me alone."

FMB stops flying and lands on my stomach. He just sits there staring at me. I sigh once again.

Maybe I should tell him what's been bothering me.

"Well, you know how I'm gay?"

I start.

"Yeah."

FMB replies.

"Well, I think I have a crush."

I say.

"So...?"

FMB says.

"You have a lot of crushes."

He states, like it isn't the most obvious thing in the world.

"Yeah, but he's an annoying git that knows nothing."

I sigh.

"So...?"

FMB says. I look down to him sitting on my chest.

"So? So, he's a pillock. What else?"

(Sorry about my language, btw.)

FMB gets off my chest.

"So? That doesn't matter, does it?"

He asks.

Does it matter? Love is about the personality, not their intelligence. Oh shut up, Arthur, what do you know about love?

I sigh and roll over to my side and close my eyes in attempt to sleep.

"You should tell him. You don't want a repeat of last time."

I hear FMB say.

No, Flying Mint Bunny, I don't want a repeat of last time...